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bobbert's avatar

There's a mountains joke in here somewhere...

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"So you know that when I die, he's gonna fix me up with the patriarchal authoritarian creation figure in the sky".

Doesn't scan that well, sorry.

bobbert's avatar

I have no fecks left, also, too.

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This is the REPUBLICAN House Intelligence Committee report, right?

EDIT: Must be after the election.

bobbert's avatar

Yeah.. God is love, unless he doesn't like you. Then, God is extermination.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'll leave the punishment up to Satan.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sure. If he doesn't have a wife to covet. Or ass. Or both.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Who designed knees, anyway?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The Reptards have obviously never read the Bible so Obama could have said anything and told us it was from the Bible. They'd never know the difference.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I wish he had stayed <i>dumblosted.</i>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Do you suppose Ben Shapiro reads Barack Obama's mind, or does Barack Obama send messages to him through some elaborate tinfoil headgear? Does he ride public transit and talk to himself like your average voice-hearing mentally-ill person? Does he piss himself and sleep on the street too?

You'd think if you could read Presidential Thoughts with such clarity, you'd be able to get a better job than "blogger at dead guy's site." Guess it beats piss-soaked street-sleeping, though. So, success?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"This is the Christian Left at work, and it’s repugnant."

The only reason it's repugnant to you, you wad of snot, is that it's the Christian left that most resembles an actual Jesus. Fuck you, there is no such thing as the free-market Jesus.

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I was going to say "with votes", but fuck it. Maybe a tiny localized asteroid will fall on his head.