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Because he was child abuser?

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I want some Double Chonklat Seltzer, myself!

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It's a video from the Houston Zoo, about their new seal pup. Zoos make videos letting people see their animals as they develop. So revealing the gender is a logical thing to do, as it's part of the pup's story.

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I know it's important, but it seemed the least important part of a video ALL ABOUT CUTENESS AND AWWWWS. I'd guess knowing there's a new female in the sea lion group is really important for survival of the group, and maybe that's the missing element for me (a context). But mostly, CUTE!!! and AWWWWW!!!!!

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And canned clams.

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He has no intention of living there.

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Somebody needs to update this one for the 21st century: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Well, it is bizarre and unusual. You just have to think like Trump to realize how normal it is. On second thought, I don't recommend thinking like him. It could do real damage.

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Yeah. Too small. And the view is just low-energy.

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You are exactly right. I will do this going forward.

(mr fuflans says something similar about what we should call trump: our racist, sexist, zenophobic, anti-semitic russian plant president).

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Good writing Dom ! A lot of work went into that one. I appreciate the roundup and the snark is funny too. Esp Happy Non-Denominational Winter Solstice Season of Festivities, and to all a pleasant insomnia-free rest!

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Ahhh, now that does explain a lot !

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The Philippines. We been there, done that.

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So we can expect Ryan and McConnell to come running down from the castle screaming "help, the Monster is loose" only to be met by an angry GOP Base with pitchforks and torches. They cry out facing certain destruction :"Please help us Nancy, you're our only hope." "Call me after the midterms" says Nancy.

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The trains kinda run on time already.

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That's a great idea. Make these idiots see what we go through to stay healthy. It's not like the money for women's healthcare is going to buy shoes FFS.

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