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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Every moran who voted R?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It's not?- Bristol

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I wouldn't let that anywhere NEAR my gas tank. But I might use it to loosen rusted bolts.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If you see where this is going then you know too much. To the camps with you!

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SterWonk's avatar

When you don't have Planned Parenthood, you have unplanned parenthood. And unplanned cancer, that wasn't caught early. And unplanned STIs, that weren't diagnosed and treated.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Don't they throw in a Rolex watch to sweeten the deal?

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Shananigan's avatar

Maybe for OTHER people!

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

ah, how sweet! you got a troll to reply to you! so what did Putin shriek at you? I blocked it :P

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

Hey Obama -

We love you.

Please repeal the 22nd Amendment or just declare yourself Dictator of America.

Love,

Earth

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DahBoner's avatar

What's the German word for the feeling you get in your gut when the roller coaster reaches its apogee?https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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BoB the TacoΙ”Ι’T's avatar

Comments are definitely ot allowed here.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

I think you've neatly summed up (the limited time of) his unholy presidency--should it even happen, she snarled.

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Mintie's avatar

I think it's "Oh Scheiße"

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

You eat stupid and corrupt republicans AND big ass corndogs?

No damn wonder you hurled.

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Mintie's avatar

Yes but that only happens to non-Christians and the wives of good Christian men who would never cheat on their spouses and expose them to STIs, so obviously it was those dirty whores who committed adultery.

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