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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Hey, I love coal too! But only as a friend, you understand.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Some people really are that dedicated to being sociopaths.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Mmmaybe. How do they vote, as a bloc?

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SterWonk's avatar

"But global warming is a conspiracy!"

And the drought is a lie, because it rained yesterday! (I'm in the Bay Area too.)

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calliecallie's avatar

AOT,K.

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calliecallie's avatar

Asthma? We don't need no stinking breathing.

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shastakoala's avatar

I thought autism caused asthma.

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shastakoala's avatar

You know it's going to be a bad day when your kid asks you why the air is orange.

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Hyperspherical_Cow's avatar

Meanwhile born in Canada Cruz is a true Murican Patriot.

So what could be so different between the two...hmmm let me see...it's a complete mystery. Clearly it was NEVER all about skin color.

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DahBoner's avatar

Asthma is nothing new.

Everytime Obama tells the truth, Republicans are so mad they can't breathe...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...

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bobbert's avatar

Hell, it snowed at my house. (About a half inch)

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I blame the media, specifically Adobe Flash media plugin. Debian's Iceweasel browser has it off by default because it has scary bugs and no Linux updates, but you can still turn it on whenever you dare. It seems to help.

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fredoandme's avatar

you're right. it's brains and which one works best. the cover is irrelevant. or should be. culturally, cruz' skin should be in his favor, however, his skin is all creepy looking. and that's just the parts we can see. and that old bag of a father is some awfully scary baggage. hammer that dog home.

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gearhound's avatar

Obama is an idiot. And so are people who believe this nonsense. Human-induced CO2 is an insignificant factor. The "97%" is a lie. In case you actually believe consensus is a part of the scientific method you should go back to grade school.

CO2 is not a major greenhouse gas. Temperature increases do not follow a rise in CO2. It has been far hotter in the past than it is today and there has been far more CO2 in the atmosphere than there is today. Common sense and critical thinking go along way. So does knowing how science works. Climate change is a politically motivated, Socialist agenda. Maybe you morons should look at real science and the real effect c02 has.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Otoh, overweight hover round driving tea baggers will die off pretty quickly

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Republicans Immediately Stop Breathing To Show Him Who’s Boss

We should be so lucky...

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