Friday's sad news pushed an otherwise explosive story off the front page: the tragic end to the tale of John McCain, valiant space-bomber, challenging Barack Obama to a grueling series of verbal fisticuffs. Obama produced a less than satisfactory counteroffer: two debates, at midnight, in an underground bunker, with no cameras, before a select audience of deaf Wookiees.
Obama Spurns McCain's Generous Offer Of 10 Duels
Obama Spurns McCain's Generous Offer Of 10…
Obama Spurns McCain's Generous Offer Of 10 Duels
Friday's sad news pushed an otherwise explosive story off the front page: the tragic end to the tale of John McCain, valiant space-bomber, challenging Barack Obama to a grueling series of verbal fisticuffs. Obama produced a less than satisfactory counteroffer: two debates, at midnight, in an underground bunker, with no cameras, before a select audience of deaf Wookiees.