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Isn't 'butthole speech' a tad redundant, in her case? Kind of like saying "ATM Machine" or "Republican Curdled Douche Leavins"

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Are you Shania Twain girl? The moustache (in the thumbnail photo) makes "I feel like a woman" a kinda ironic lyric.

Or are you that other twaingirl ... spokesgirl for the Champion Snark Plugs?

Also, we'll need to see your original long form Snark Certificate. All You've Got.

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In the interests of ideological purity, the Tea Party wing of the Repubican party is ceding the center to the Demoncrats and Obama. It's too big an opening to ignore. The 'Pubes won't get the favorable turnout the pulled last November. The leading POTUS candicates are all, basically, disliked. And we can expect Palin and Bachmann and Beck and Limbaugh to tear the apostates apart during primaries.

And then I woke up....

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To be fair, I don't think even if Obama really were a Messiah he could change the conventional "wisdom." That shit's ingrained and is going to take decades to extricate.

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Ken Layne sells the "p" points to China. Hooray ... America has an export!

<i>(I gave you all thumbs up because your bold, Bolton moustache sings "gravitas".</i>

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"Rome lost their Empire with more dignity than we are." Brilliant my friend, well done.

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You know...you kinda look like a big toe with a face.

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"Again???'

-Rocket J. Squirrel

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SOMEONE is grumpy today!

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I would have more faith in Obama right now if somehow the conventional wisdom shifted from being "What's good for business is what's good for America".

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I'm only 36, but I can remember a time in this country when it wasn't just so-called far-left commies that were concerned about the uneven distribution of wealth and resources.

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And the cool kids will be forced to sit with the dweebs. This should be interesting.

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Once again, our political system bows down before the mighty political spectrum. It doesn't matter if policies "work" or "don't work". No, they must occupy the center point on a political spectrum where compromise is the only virtue and working together trumps doing the right thing.

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From the "Things I Never Thought I'd See" file....

<b><a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20110123\/ap_on_bi_ge\/us_tea_party_defense_cuts" target="_blank">Wait....what???</a></b>

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If Rep. Bachman tries to suck face with the President on his way out of the Senate chamber, then I'm going to really be worried.

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Well, at least he doesn't paint himself up like a trollop, you centrist.

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