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bobbert's avatar

Be careful. If it's a <i>secret</i> plan, Pat Buchanan may tell Scarlett about it.

malsperanza's avatar

Also this: "you will have red state Democrats denouncing the president"

by which he means, of course, "red state Democrats who are not Hispanic" because the ones who are don't actually get to vote; and

"Democrats denouncing the president" because they happen to live in red states, which makes them less Democratty, because <i>that is just how all those Wendy supporters in Texas roll, amiright?</i>

malsperanza's avatar

Pfft, why would we be worried if the Chinese called in their loans? That's how capitalism works, after all. And it's not like they're an enemy or anything, unlike those evil communists in Cuba and North Korea and Brooklyn.

malsperanza's avatar

More like 1934: That Hitler fellow, now, a bit overly forceful, perhaps, but damn he gives a good speech. A real genius! And my favorite thing about him is his intuitive sense of the flaws and weakness (masquerading as morality) of the people who oppose him.

Now <i>that's</i> the kind of real leader America needs, not some slave-race mud-blood who only got through Harvard and the White House because of affirmative action.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Well I reckon there wont be any need to plan on watching firework iffen Bamz is burning the whole fucking place down

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Pat, you're going too fast. Most of the wingnut brigade still have their brains set to "Obama is a lazy, ineffectual, weak President". They need a couple days to reset to "Obama is a tyrant and history's worst dictator".

Lot_49's avatar

You could hate John McLaughlin for being a former soldier of Christ, a RWNJ, or a sexual <a href="http:\/\/connection.ebscohost.com\/c\/articles\/9302141636\/devil-john-mclaughlin" target="_blank">harasser</a>, but his greatest crime is inventing the teevee format in which a bunch of washed-up hack journosaurs spew their own opinions instead of reporting actual news.

Unfortunately this zero-production-cost malignancy has metastasized to all networks.

Lot_49's avatar

Self-awareness? We won't need no strinkin' self-awareness when inflation hits after the Chinese call in their loans!

Which has been predicted since, oh let's think....oh yeah, November 2, 2008 and unaccountably has failed to happen.

Lot_49's avatar

We're doing our part!

Chris Grrr's avatar

Tremble at the disapproval of red state Democrats.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Well technically (in their eyes), they're not wrong <i>yet</i> now, are they? All of this still could happen. Really.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Destroying America with Messicans is a whole lot cheaper than using Americans to destroy America, You'd think the Republicans would be totally down with that.

Lot_49's avatar

Eleanor Clift was just asking for it every week.

SpideySenser's avatar

Pat has obviously and conveniently forgotten all about the Immigration Reform and Control Act, enacted on November 6, 1986, also known as the Simpson-Mazzoli Act, signed into law by none other than his oh-so-revered Ronald Reagan on November 6, 1986.