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the flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison

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Relax, Republicans

So far, every case of Ebola contracted in this country has been by people who were trying to help other people

You're not at risk...

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My eyes are bleeding! Might be from watching that fucking thousand-year long Joni Ernst video though...

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I read the Cabbage Hammer's column today. Among other points he claimed that British Airways has stopped flights to the affected countries, but noted that we (sic) haven't yet. He doesn't seem to grasp that no US-based airline actually flies to any of the countries with an Ebola epidemic.

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You mean to tell me this tiny ebola thing can't be blown up with a bomb? Seriously?

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I czar one from Alaska they'd approve of

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Obama Appoints Ebola Khalifa

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OMG you gonna die!

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So, the people who keep reminding us that "I'm not an economist" but want to decide how to run our economy, and "I'm not a scientist" but want to decide what to do about climate change (nothing)- want a doctor to deal with a disease?

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What if, instead of an Ebola Czar, we had something like a Surgeon General for the whole U.S. of A.? Maybe even one who's nomination hasn't been blocked for a year by the NRA? Jeez, hasn't the NRA already got enough ways to try to kill us all?

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You're thinking Czar Czar Binks. I hope.

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<i>On the other hand, early Twitter responses tended toward “he’s not a doctor he’s not a doctor he’s not a doctor.”</i>

Holiday Inn Express Libel!!!

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Maybe as a compromise he can wear scrubs while giving his press briefings.

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Γ’Β™ΒͺΓ’Β™Βͺ<i>I've got a little list..... Γ’Β™ΒͺΓ’Β™Βͺ

of people the patient was in contact with</i>

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Imagine how much more shit Ted Cruz would be spewing if he had Ebola!

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