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artem1s's avatar

the flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Relax, Republicans

So far, every case of Ebola contracted in this country has been by people who were trying to help other people

You're not at risk...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

My eyes are bleeding! Might be from watching that fucking thousand-year long Joni Ernst video though...

PubOption's avatar

I read the Cabbage Hammer's column today. Among other points he claimed that British Airways has stopped flights to the affected countries, but noted that we (sic) haven't yet. He doesn't seem to grasp that no US-based airline actually flies to any of the countries with an Ebola epidemic.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

You mean to tell me this tiny ebola thing can't be blown up with a bomb? Seriously?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I czar one from Alaska they'd approve of

Lefty Mark's avatar

Obama Appoints Ebola Khalifa

Ikimizi's avatar

So, the people who keep reminding us that "I'm not an economist" but want to decide how to run our economy, and "I'm not a scientist" but want to decide what to do about climate change (nothing)- want a doctor to deal with a disease?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

What if, instead of an Ebola Czar, we had something like a Surgeon General for the whole U.S. of A.? Maybe even one who's nomination hasn't been blocked for a year by the NRA? Jeez, hasn't the NRA already got enough ways to try to kill us all?

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

You're thinking Czar Czar Binks. I hope.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>On the other hand, early Twitter responses tended toward “he’s not a doctor he’s not a doctor he’s not a doctor.”</i>

Holiday Inn Express Libel!!!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Maybe as a compromise he can wear scrubs while giving his press briefings.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Γ’Β™ΒͺΓ’Β™Βͺ<i>I've got a little list..... Γ’Β™ΒͺΓ’Β™Βͺ

of people the patient was in contact with</i>

dslindc's avatar

Imagine how much more shit Ted Cruz would be spewing if he had Ebola!