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I can't even work up outrage or laughter or both about this. This is so common and ridiculous that it's kind of like waking up and seeing that it's raining. Meh. Dumb fuckers.

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Meanwhile, McCrash is going apeshit about this- complete with the obligatory Hitler references, but as always <a href="http:\/\/theobamadiary.com\/2011\/04\/23\/%E2%80%98mccain-returns-to-libya-under-very-different-circumstances%E2%80%99\/" target="_blank">IOKIYAR</a>

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Inpeach!!! How is it Raul scores a reach around and all Hatcher got was a swift kick in the pussy.Its time Barry realizes some funeral etiquette.As an Amurikkan you go to these shindigs to recieve blowjobs not give them gheez how uncle tommy do you have to act

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this.

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HA!!! another important moment coming after hints that this important moment was coming that is likely going to significantly change another stupid outdated 30 year relationship that the wingtards never saw coming and obama is, again, a grand master.

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Just what I was going to say. I picture Obama and his PR team on the flight over to South Africa.

PR Team: Um, Mr. President, there's one thing we haven't covered yet.

Obama (clicking through the channels looking for the Ohio State game): Hm? What's that?

PR Team: Well, Sir. Over 100 heads of state will be there. And they're all gonna want a photo op with you.

Obama (opening another bag of fritos): So? Nothing unusual about that. Hey, anyone see where the bottle opener went?

PR Team: Sir, <i>Raul Castro</i> will be there.

Obama (popping the cap on a tall boy): Yep. So?

PR Team: So, if you shake his hand ... Sir, if you're even caught in the same shot with him, the Fox News is gonna go nuts.

Obama (humming a few bars of "Asimbonanga" absently): Ohyeah, Baby.

PR Team: The GOP caucus, Sir. Boehner will have a field day. Sir! Are you listening?

Obama (pulling away from the TV screen for a second): Hey, guys, don't bogart that jay, yo. This is a 16-hour flight.

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and by 'guys' he was actually speaking to Laura & Hillz... mainly Hillz of course.

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Maybe now we can end the stupid boycott with Cuba. Hmmmm?

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En español, tambien.

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This is like that time Reagan had a beer with Tip O'Neil which led to BENGHAZZIII!.

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And some Mormons to posthumously convert Mandela.

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Did he tell Raoul's breasts to stop staring at him? Because that's the kind of sound advice about proper decorum you get from Right Wing Leaders and Thinkers.

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beware theJabberbart

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Where is the video of Bush dancing?

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like all things- IOKIYAR

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Although "password" or "12345" would've been good too.

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