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Is there any public figure that hasn’t had a Hitler mustache applied to their likeness? I thought so.

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"He could try helping his party win by the traditional methods — “campaigning,” “being popular,” etc."

He COULD try the non-traditional method of telling Dems to quit being pussies and Reps to look up the definition of bipartisanship, since the current one is "doing what we want you to do".

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I mean, really, who wants youPads?

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