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MonkeyMotion's avatar

With 'Biblical Coding' one can easily prove-- Earth is flat, And only 6,000 years old, And slavery is OK, And a bunch of other shite that all you fancy-pants, NON-Biblical-coding, satanist, heathen, freedom-hating commies can't. So there.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

About time somebody took the "is" out of "pen".

(HT to a Jezebel commenter.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Twitchers are proudly prejudice-against-color-blind.

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bobbert's avatar

Roman Cardinals or Orthodox Cardinals?

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bobbert's avatar

Or drop.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He's just showing them how to doctor their own birth certificates. Nothing to see here, folks.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Because Net Nuetrality is Obamacare. Duh.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Sure. You start off coding innocently enough, and pretty soon you're punching 1010011010 over and over. Thanks A LOT, SATAN!

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Capt.Jim's avatar

when will the tyranny stop all this fancy electronic learnin for our kids should be outlawed we want our kids natural and dumber than a box of rocks

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Except the little girls have to learn to nurse their own birth certificates, because everyone knows only boys get to be doctors

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/2014\/nov\/19\/-sp-barbie-can-be-a-computer-engineer-but-only-with-help-of-a-man" target="_blank">Programmer Barbie</a> approves

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Shorter Twitchy: If God wanted women to program, he would have given them a penis.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

BOO PROGRAMMING! YAY SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATION!

Well, the guy with all caps has spoken, so let's get those MCITP certs rolling out to the chid-lens.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh, I think I get it! Conservatards are so absolutely totally very equality-minded, they <i>don't even see gender,</i> much like they don't see skin color!

Which is why they always preface their absolutely totally very unracist statements with things like "I don't care if you're green, orange or purple, you have to admit _____________"

If you make a comment about gender, obviously it is YOU who is the sexist!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and yet the wingnuts will turn around and whine about all the furriners coming into this country on H-1B visas for the tech jobs

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