What terrible things is President Obama doing to the children -- what are our future -- this week? Encouraging them to learn how to do science-y things with computers, which we can all agree is terrible because if God wanted us to know how to use computers, he would have written the Constitution
With 'Biblical Coding' one can easily prove-- Earth is flat, And only 6,000 years old, And slavery is OK, And a bunch of other shite that all you fancy-pants, NON-Biblical-coding, satanist, heathen, freedom-hating commies can't. So there.
Oh, I think I get it! Conservatards are so absolutely totally very equality-minded, they <i>don&#039;t even see gender,</i> much like they don&#039;t see skin color!
Which is why they always preface their absolutely totally very unracist statements with things like &quot;I don&#039;t care if you&#039;re green, orange or purple, you have to admit _____________&quot;
If you make a comment about gender, obviously it is YOU who is the sexist!
With &#039;Biblical Coding&#039; one can easily prove-- Earth is flat, And only 6,000 years old, And slavery is OK, And a bunch of other shite that all you fancy-pants, NON-Biblical-coding, satanist, heathen, freedom-hating commies can&#039;t. So there.
Golf clap.
About time somebody took the &quot;is&quot; out of &quot;pen&quot;.
(HT to a Jezebel commenter.)
The Twitchers are proudly prejudice-against-color-blind.
Roman Cardinals or Orthodox Cardinals?
Or drop.
He&#039;s just showing them how to doctor their own birth certificates. Nothing to see here, folks.
Because Net Nuetrality is Obamacare. Duh.
Sure. You start off coding innocently enough, and pretty soon you&#039;re punching 1010011010 over and over. Thanks A LOT, SATAN!
when will the tyranny stop all this fancy electronic learnin for our kids should be outlawed we want our kids natural and dumber than a box of rocks
Except the little girls have to learn to nurse their own birth certificates, because everyone knows only boys get to be doctors
<a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/2014\/nov\/19\/-sp-barbie-can-be-a-computer-engineer-but-only-with-help-of-a-man" target="_blank">Programmer Barbie</a> approves
Shorter Twitchy: If God wanted women to program, he would have given them a penis.
BOO PROGRAMMING! YAY SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATION!
Well, the guy with all caps has spoken, so let&#039;s get those MCITP certs rolling out to the chid-lens.
Oh, I think I get it! Conservatards are so absolutely totally very equality-minded, they <i>don&#039;t even see gender,</i> much like they don&#039;t see skin color!
Which is why they always preface their absolutely totally very unracist statements with things like &quot;I don&#039;t care if you&#039;re green, orange or purple, you have to admit _____________&quot;
If you make a comment about gender, obviously it is YOU who is the sexist!
and yet the wingnuts will turn around and whine about all the furriners coming into this country on H-1B visas for the tech jobs