Yielding to dozens of Surveymonkey petitions, Barack Obama has decided that allowing Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his merry 9/11 pranksters to be tried in a "normal" court -- you know, where torture-induced confessions are not considered "evidence" -- would be inappropriate, and that a sensationalized military kangaroo tribunal with a swift verdict would be much better for his reelection efforts. Anyway, now "justice" will be served? Sure! This is why we need indefinite detention camps, rape prisons and military comedy courts -- if we don't suspend habeas corpus, the terrorists will steal all of our precious freedums. [
<i>Prosecution documents should accuse elderly sex maniac and crook <strike>Silvio Berlusconi </strike>Donald Trump of paying thousands of (underage?) prostitutes to massage his wrinkly <strike>risotto balls</strike> scalp and thinning hair, during his famous <i>&ldquo;bunga bunga&rdquo;</strike> &quot;The Apprentice&quot; after-parties. </i></i>
Hunting feral hogs doesn&rsquo;t need helicopters just get some irresistible bait like Newt Gingrich dressed in nothing but a pair of sow ears talking about military women in trenches.
Wouldn&rsquo;t it be a great headline if Oingo Boingo played at one of those bunga bunga parties and Berlusconi was caught with a smoking bong while the band played a cover of Bang a Gong?
i would give you so many more &#039;p&#039;s&#039; for that if i could.
The squimmages are even worse.
And then Congress immediately refused to let him do it.
See, this is why the only sport I follow is women&#039;s pro wrestling. All the thrill of victory and surprisingly little homo-eroticism.
They have the jury in their pocket.
<i>Prosecution documents should accuse elderly sex maniac and crook <strike>Silvio Berlusconi </strike>Donald Trump of paying thousands of (underage?) prostitutes to massage his wrinkly <strike>risotto balls</strike> scalp and thinning hair, during his famous <i>&ldquo;bunga bunga&rdquo;</strike> &quot;The Apprentice&quot; after-parties. </i></i>
fixed that for you</i>
Marsupial-Americans are the wave of the future, CLC.
Plus you wouldn&#039;t need a neon sign in the shape of a hog when you can use the actual hogs.
Hunting feral hogs doesn&rsquo;t need helicopters just get some irresistible bait like Newt Gingrich dressed in nothing but a pair of sow ears talking about military women in trenches.
Like a little ball of mercury.
Wouldn&rsquo;t it be a great headline if Oingo Boingo played at one of those bunga bunga parties and Berlusconi was caught with a smoking bong while the band played a cover of Bang a Gong?