Yielding to dozens of Surveymonkey petitions, Barack Obama has decided that allowing Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his merry 9/11 pranksters to be tried in a "normal" court -- you know, where torture-induced confessions are not considered "evidence" -- would be inappropriate, and that a sensationalized military kangaroo tribunal with a swift verdict would be much better for his reelection efforts.
<i>Prosecution documents should accuse elderly sex maniac and crook <strike>Silvio Berlusconi </strike>Donald Trump of paying thousands of (underage?) prostitutes to massage his wrinkly <strike>risotto balls</strike> scalp and thinning hair, during his famous <i>&ldquo;bunga bunga&rdquo;</strike> &quot;The Apprentice&quot; after-parties. </i></i>
Hunting feral hogs doesn&rsquo;t need helicopters just get some irresistible bait like Newt Gingrich dressed in nothing but a pair of sow ears talking about military women in trenches.
Wouldn&rsquo;t it be a great headline if Oingo Boingo played at one of those bunga bunga parties and Berlusconi was caught with a smoking bong while the band played a cover of Bang a Gong?
i would give you so many more &#039;p&#039;s&#039; for that if i could.
The squimmages are even worse.
And then Congress immediately refused to let him do it.
See, this is why the only sport I follow is women&#039;s pro wrestling. All the thrill of victory and surprisingly little homo-eroticism.
They have the jury in their pocket.
<i>Prosecution documents should accuse elderly sex maniac and crook <strike>Silvio Berlusconi </strike>Donald Trump of paying thousands of (underage?) prostitutes to massage his wrinkly <strike>risotto balls</strike> scalp and thinning hair, during his famous <i>&ldquo;bunga bunga&rdquo;</strike> &quot;The Apprentice&quot; after-parties. </i></i>
fixed that for you</i>
Marsupial-Americans are the wave of the future, CLC.
Plus you wouldn&#039;t need a neon sign in the shape of a hog when you can use the actual hogs.
Hunting feral hogs doesn&rsquo;t need helicopters just get some irresistible bait like Newt Gingrich dressed in nothing but a pair of sow ears talking about military women in trenches.
Like a little ball of mercury.
Wouldn&rsquo;t it be a great headline if Oingo Boingo played at one of those bunga bunga parties and Berlusconi was caught with a smoking bong while the band played a cover of Bang a Gong?