6 Comments

Gravity is a theory that's out there. But it doesn't agree with the Bible on several points. The Earth is the center of the universe, the Sun stopping in the sky, Jesus rising. So it must be false and should not be taught in our schools. Also, no law or policy based on gravity should be enacted.

Expand full comment

Be prepared for the backlash. Hopefully you can tolerate their burning, searing, absolutely vacant stares of infinite incomprehension.

"Zoolander? Whut--?"

Expand full comment

I'm afraid I climaxed after reading that you climaxed. Its an orgasmic version of the blueberry pie scene from "Stand By Me" around here.

Expand full comment

Good news! <i>Even if</i> the protective condom that is FOX News, which is a barrier from any factual information from ever coming near the minds of their viewers should get punctured -- their minds are completely sterile! No ideas will ever grow there! THE HATE IS SAFE

Expand full comment

If Obama could fly, these people would want to impeach him for breaking the law of gravity.

Expand full comment

I'm expecting post-election riots after he wins.

Expand full comment