Man, how many times has this happened to you? You're one of the only black kids in your posh private high school; you have a good friend, a couple years older than you, who's also black, and with whom you can talk about your feelings of alienation and not have to put such a brave front up all the time. Eventually, you go on to a political career, write a book about your childhood where you talk about your friend under a fake name to protect his privacy, and start running for president ... and then your friend calls you from a pay phone and you find out that he just got out of prison and he's living in a car with an aspiring rapper named "Bobby Bang."
Obama Won't Buy Hobo Buddy A Sammich!
Obama Won't Buy Hobo Buddy A Sammich!
Obama Won't Buy Hobo Buddy A Sammich!
Man, how many times has this happened to you? You're one of the only black kids in your posh private high school; you have a good friend, a couple years older than you, who's also black, and with whom you can talk about your feelings of alienation and not have to put such a brave front up all the time. Eventually, you go on to a political career, write a book about your childhood where you talk about your friend under a fake name to protect his privacy, and start running for president ... and then your friend calls you from a pay phone and you find out that he just got out of prison and he's living in a car with an aspiring rapper named "Bobby Bang."