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aureolamanita's avatar

Happy Nice Time Off-Threadness: Why wasn't I informed that Paul Simon is still making excellent music?

https://youtu.be/9lJHVpH5v8Q

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whitroth's avatar

Who's got the pitchfolks, and who's bringing the torches?

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Sounds like a full-employment act for judges.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Dear President Dumpster Fire,When you say "Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated", I feel very confident in saying you are refering to yourself and the sad, ignorant masses that voted for you.This is because literally, and I am using that word correctly, everyone who voted for Madame Secretary Clinton, knew this.Yours in complete disgust,The rest of the country

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

A lot of older folks have given up driving for good reasons. So this way their children and grandchildren can get fired for taking too much time off to drive the old folks to the hospital.

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CATMAN's avatar

I finally figured out what the Republicans mean when they call for "patient centered" healthcare: it is CENTERED on the ability of the PATIENT to come up with the money to give to insurance companies

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

A friendly reminder for those who voted Green Party/Libertarian or didn't vote.

Please proceed to the nearest cliff and jump (with votes!)

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

That's almost enough for a Mar-A-Lago membership though...Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it can buy you the ability to enjoy burnt steak and champagne whilst watching the Mango Manchurian signing off your tax cuts AND fucking those gross poors, which is the closest thing to happiness the 0.1% understand.

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phoenix00's avatar

So a so-called health care plan disguised as a tax cut on the top income earners? Oh Republicans, knew you tigers wouldn't change those stripes.

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phoenix00's avatar

Because Media is still gorging themselves on Trumpy's tweet-du-jour.

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Shawn Renee Ernoehazy's avatar

I heard the latest dumb republican congress member on NPR today saying, "I don't know why the CBO said the number of people on Medicaid would drop by at least 5 Million people. It is free, so why would people chose to drop it?" I was screaming at my radio, "That is not how medicaid works!"

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Truly Madly Derply's avatar

Kind of how he only paid attention to the polls that said Mitt was winning. Remember the butthurt? So much!

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WeaselPoo's avatar

Politicians bored of waiting for next Game of Thrones, started their own series?

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Truly Madly Derply's avatar

Like when Brexit dude said all the millions UK spent to belong to European Union would go into NIH. Hahahahahahaha

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