How much do the sheeple love their terrible president, even though he invented the IRS, pogromed the AP, and murdered Ben Gozzi? According to CNN, the Nile of lame stream media, 53% of Americans still love Barack Obama . What?! That’s 2% more bigger than the last time CNN sounded the depths of American ignorance! Sure, the gain could just be a sampling error, but you know what? The whole damn thing smells like skewed polls to us! Where’s that guy who made up the numbers to help Republicans feel better? No, not Karl Rove, the
"First, neither the Tea Party groups [...], nor conservatives in general, are particularly popular right now, perhaps because they have failed to moderate their core message..."
Yeah, and it's really hard to fit "You are a terrible sinner, it’s your fault that you’re poor, science is a lie and lick my gun, sissy!" on a bumper sticker.
"First, neither the Tea Party groups [...], nor conservatives in general, are particularly popular right now, perhaps because they have failed to moderate their core message of “ 'You are a terrible sinner, it’s your fault that you’re poor, science is a lie and lick my gun, sissy!' "
You forgot, "And stop asking the government to do anything at all for you!"
Why is it that the first four commandments are all about how to worship Yahweh? Is He <i>that</i> insecure? Zoroaster and Mithra have been down in the polling for millenia now.
And why does he care if the liquor stores are open on Sunday?
How many more times can they scream, &quot;THERE&#039;S A BLAH IN THE WHITE HOUSE!111!!!!1!!!!1!1!&quot; before the sheeple wake up to THE TRUTH!!!
Opening shot from interior of refrigerator, as man retrieves container. Close up on his face as he brings container close and opens it. Obviously smells something horrible.
Voiceover: &quot;Hey GOP, are you tired of your scandals going bad before you have a chance to use them in an election?&quot;
Man looks into camera, frowny face, nods. SAD TROMBONE SOUND
&quot;WELL TOO FUCKING BAD YOU OVERREACHING COCKBUCKETS&quot;
Not to mention the baked-in-the-Constitution gerrymander of over-representation of the Empty Places like Wyoming, where one citizen&#039;s vote counts for 50 times that of a Californian&#039;s.
And where exactly is this &quot;real change&quot; you speak of?
&quot;First, neither the Tea Party groups [...], nor conservatives in general, are particularly popular right now, perhaps because they have failed to moderate their core message...&quot;
Yeah, and it&#039;s really hard to fit &quot;You are a terrible sinner, it&rsquo;s your fault that you&rsquo;re poor, science is a lie and lick my gun, sissy!&quot; on a bumper sticker.
&quot;First, neither the Tea Party groups [...], nor conservatives in general, are particularly popular right now, perhaps because they have failed to moderate their core message of &ldquo; &#039;You are a terrible sinner, it&rsquo;s your fault that you&rsquo;re poor, science is a lie and lick my gun, sissy!&#039; &quot;
You forgot, &quot;And stop asking the government to do anything at all for you!&quot;
More proof that the NSA has hacked CNN&#039;s polling computers.
Why is it that the first four commandments are all about how to worship Yahweh? Is He <i>that</i> insecure? Zoroaster and Mithra have been down in the polling for millenia now.
And why does he care if the liquor stores are open on Sunday?
How many more times can they scream, &quot;THERE&#039;S A BLAH IN THE WHITE HOUSE!111!!!!1!!!!1!1!&quot; before the sheeple wake up to THE TRUTH!!!
The difference between him and me? I make orange look good.
(Also: all the I don&#039;t hate women, minorities, or infidels stuff... )
If Obama closes Guant&aacute;namo he&#039;ll get my vote.
Except he can&#039;t run again, and he would&#039;ve gotten my vote anyway. Implementing Dodd-Frank and the CFPA would be nice too.
Fuckin democracy, how does it work?
Opening shot from interior of refrigerator, as man retrieves container. Close up on his face as he brings container close and opens it. Obviously smells something horrible.
Voiceover: &quot;Hey GOP, are you tired of your scandals going bad before you have a chance to use them in an election?&quot;
Man looks into camera, frowny face, nods. SAD TROMBONE SOUND
&quot;WELL TOO FUCKING BAD YOU OVERREACHING COCKBUCKETS&quot;
Sometimes you&#039;re just in the bag you&#039;ve got, and not the bag you might want or wish you had.
What wondrous thing can Barry do, though, to get himself a House majority in 2014?
The Party that Cried Wolf is shocked that people aren&#039;t hanging on their every shrill warning?
Well, color me orange....
Stay out of House Republicans&#039; way.
<blockquote>What does &quot;GOP&quot; stand for?&quot;</blockquote>
Um, all of them?
Not to mention the baked-in-the-Constitution gerrymander of over-representation of the Empty Places like Wyoming, where one citizen&#039;s vote counts for 50 times that of a Californian&#039;s.
Too soon for despair, though!