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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

So, tomorrow is Whores on Seventh Avenue Day?

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bobbert's avatar

It's always Whores on Seventh Avenue Day.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

If the elitist Obamas get Indonesian Pixels and the vile snarky Wonketeers get Shy Pixels, what do Jebus loving gun totin' right wingers get?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Obama's War on Christmas is certainly going to be a hot topic in our Airing of Grievances.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Admit it's Boxing Day or GTFO!!!

(Why do Boxers get their own day, anyway?)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought Patton died in a car crash. Though in O'Reilly's telling time-travel Obama ran him over in a Russian tank fueled by burning the Constitution. Oops ... um ... *spoiler alert*.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The Department of Temporal Investigations is gonna hate that - time travel plays merry hell with the paperwork.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'm too full of Christmas ham, Christmas cookies and egg nog to work up a proper lather. Come back tomorrow.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's in honor of the Simon and Garfunkel song

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Probably stole it from the Sinclair station where they boosted the 18 pack of Milwaukee s Best

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You misspelled 'headache'

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I got a signed book about Reagan from the ambassador who helped conduct the Helsinki SALT talks for Saint Ronnie. Probably won't read it either.

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chascates's avatar

He's also written 'Killing Jesus" and "Killing Lincoln". Jeebus, who's next?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sell it on Amazon for 50 cents, or whatever the baggers think it's worth. You get the satisfaction of knowning that O'Really? didn't make a cent on the sale.

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