President Barry H. Bamz Obama recently announced a plan to give free community college to everyone who promises to do their homework on time and not fail all the classes. Edumacation is good, and free is good too, since kids these days are drowning in student loan debt, which is bad. (Elizabeth Warren says so, and she knows everything. Don't argue.) And besides, all the other cool countries are doing it, which might have something to do with why all their kids are smarter at doing the math and the reading and the science than our kids.
Here's how my responsibly irresponsible-not-to speculation works:
Steev Doocy did his doctorate at the School of Hard Knocks (AKA Roger Ailes Surprise Buttsexxing U) and he's counting the anal reconstruction surgery as "tuition."
He just wrote the last check two weeks ago?? For what?!
<blockquote>From: William Mbato To: Steeve Doocy
Attn: Sir/ Madam,
May I crave your indulgence to open this College discussion by a formal letter of this sort.
It is pertinent that a College Loan of this magnitude should have commenced properly with a formal meeting of you and us to enable us know ourselves, have a fore knowledge of the Loans for College, discuss and acquaint ourselves with the responsibilities and functions of parties concerned, and appropriate shares accordingly. However, for time factor, confidentiality and personality of people involved here in Your College, USA, we choose this approach for the remittance of this Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand, U.S. Dollars (US$10.5M).
Please bear with us for making the initial contact through e-mail. But my Professor are insisting for a meeting in order not to fall into a wrong hand again.</blockquote>
The only reason my parents aren&#039;t swamped in debt from edjumication is a) they used my grandmother&#039;s inheritance to pay off their part of my student loans and b) my sister got most of her education paid for because our Republican (?!?) governor set up a highly-subsidized scholarship for students who went to in-state schools. And we both were forbidden from working while in college (other than work-study) because our parents wanted us focused on our schooling. Even having 2 years of CC would have been a godsend, and we were a fairly well-off middle class family. For the poorz, it&#039;d be a damn miracle. So Dopey Doocey can stuff it.
50 yrs old, actually got an ACADEMIC scholarship ( I don&#039;t throw no balls) and it still took my folks four years to pay off my college education, and thank Odin they did, because I&#039;m currently working as a cashier. You know, one of those &quot;beginning&quot; jobs the Rethugs talk about.
Fox poll questions &quot;Do you support Obama&#039;s socialist proposal to give poor, urban (hint, hint) kids two free years of college? Are you willing to pay more taxes to fund it?&quot;
Here&#039;s how my responsibly irresponsible-not-to speculation works:
Steev Doocy did his doctorate at the School of Hard Knocks (AKA Roger Ailes Surprise Buttsexxing U) and he&#039;s counting the anal reconstruction surgery as &quot;tuition.&quot;
He just wrote the last check two weeks ago?? For what?!
<blockquote>From: William Mbato To: Steeve Doocy
Attn: Sir/ Madam,
May I crave your indulgence to open this College discussion by a formal letter of this sort.
It is pertinent that a College Loan of this magnitude should have commenced properly with a formal meeting of you and us to enable us know ourselves, have a fore knowledge of the Loans for College, discuss and acquaint ourselves with the responsibilities and functions of parties concerned, and appropriate shares accordingly. However, for time factor, confidentiality and personality of people involved here in Your College, USA, we choose this approach for the remittance of this Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand, U.S. Dollars (US$10.5M).
Please bear with us for making the initial contact through e-mail. But my Professor are insisting for a meeting in order not to fall into a wrong hand again.</blockquote>
Sorry, Dubya already torched the Banana Stand.
PCI? Moar like PCU, amirite?
He got his college loan from a guy named Guido.
This is <i>a priori</i> true for Doocey.
The only reason my parents aren&#039;t swamped in debt from edjumication is a) they used my grandmother&#039;s inheritance to pay off their part of my student loans and b) my sister got most of her education paid for because our Republican (?!?) governor set up a highly-subsidized scholarship for students who went to in-state schools. And we both were forbidden from working while in college (other than work-study) because our parents wanted us focused on our schooling. Even having 2 years of CC would have been a godsend, and we were a fairly well-off middle class family. For the poorz, it&#039;d be a damn miracle. So Dopey Doocey can stuff it.
Doocy graduated? I think he should get his money back.
Come on, guys! Republicans CAN&#039;T be for education, because education creates Democrats!! You studied this in November.
50 yrs old, actually got an ACADEMIC scholarship ( I don&#039;t throw no balls) and it still took my folks four years to pay off my college education, and thank Odin they did, because I&#039;m currently working as a cashier. You know, one of those &quot;beginning&quot; jobs the Rethugs talk about.
An educated population threatens Fox News&#039; business model. Connect the dots!
Blonds have more dumb.
Fox poll questions &quot;Do you support Obama&#039;s socialist proposal to give poor, urban (hint, hint) kids two free years of college? Are you willing to pay more taxes to fund it?&quot;