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And a clock.

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Meat Loaf certainly can't jump.

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your day will come moses, your day will come.

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Do you think she'll break down like Santorum's daughter in 2008? That would be worth this whole drawn out, wretched election. I'm right there with you on the shouty thing, there will be random MF'ers thrown around me all day at the slightest provocation.

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The real reason is so that the Chinese can come in, and see the equipment that they're buying. Mittens told me.

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maybe tomorrow.

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I sent in my absentee vote a couple of weeks ago, so I wouldn't have to clog up a booth working my way through a four-page Florida ballot with constitutional amendments on medical methamphetamine and Homo Sapiens marriage.

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me personally i hope he's ordering a drone strike to take out romney.

with votes.

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Romney prefers Monopoly to basketball.

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He's playing against Chris Christie, captain of the skins team.

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Your forgot apologizing and killing Ambassador Stevens.

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Voted today in Atlanta, took 90 mins and I was only about 50th in line. We really need to fix out voting. They had the exact number of voting machines they had for the primaries (8) And I split my ticket between straight Dem and Lizard People, for old time's sake. See image - <a href="http://imgur.com/h9Zup" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://imgur.com/h9Zup">http://imgur.com/h9Zup</a>

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