"In 2016, the Russian government, at the direction of Vladimir Putin himself, orchestrated cyber attacks on our nation for the purpose of influencing our election. That is a fact, plain and simple."
ennnnnnnhhhhhhyeaahhhh....this is something you maybe could have told us all...i dunno...LAST FUCKING SEPTEMBER??!1!1!1!!?
And all this time, I thought all we had to worry about was Republican Secretaries of State doing everything in their power to see that only Republican candidates got elected.
Arthur Figgis: "We start with an interview with his only surviving relative, Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern ..."
(cut to interview)
Karl: "Oh, ja. When I first met Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle Burstein Von Knacker-Thrasher Apple-Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Ein- Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten-Mitz-Weimache Luber-Hundsfut Gumberaber-Shönedanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler-Aucher Von Hautkopft of Ulm, he was with his wife, Sarah Gambolputty de von ..."
Interviewer: "Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle Burstein Von Knacker-Thrasher Apple-Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Ein- Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten-Mitz-Weimache Luber-Hundsfut Gumberaber-Shönedanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler-Aucher Von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you, just quickly, if there's any particular thing you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle Burstein Von Knacker-Thrasher Apple ...
(Karl collapses. Interview listens for a heartbeat. He walks off, returns to the scene with a shovel and begins digging Karl's grave, cut back to Arthur Figgis)
I think it's worse. I've read Trumpkin comments about being okay with Russia changing the fucking votes...because they are good Christians and Democrats are not. If the rank and file base are saying this, maybe the GOP leaders don't give a fuck since the Russians are on their side.
What's amazing to me is that the Trumpanzees go insane, foaming at the mouth INSANE at the thought of an autocratic totalitarian state taking over, with their Jade Helms and their chemtrails and Obama is a Mooslem and on and on, but when an actual autocratic totalitarian state DOES take over, with absolute malfeasance and destruction in mind, they're just fine with it. I don't get it.
Could it be that their lizard brains actually are functioning--terror at someone wicked taking over--but the Republicans have figured out how to literally redirect the terror, like Mulholland redirecting the water from the Owens River to the Los Angeles basin, so that they're made to be crazily afraid of the people who will help them, and now the Repubs/Russia, the ACTUAL wicked people, actually can take over? It's so fucking devious. How do we redirect their lizard brains correctly? Or is it "forget it, Jake, it's Republicantown"?
Yeah, when the day comes that THEY can't get the health care they need, they're gonna bawl, "WAAAAHHHH! When we voted for the Leopards Eating Human Faces Party, we thought the leopards were only going to eat the faces of those icky, inferior brown people!"
dear Tsarina Tic Tacs and administration officials,
there are children in India without shoes to drop right now! stop it with the shoe dropping and just resign.
Some idiot must have found a way to tweet that Johnson didn't explicitly say that Russia tried to influence the election.
"In 2016, the Russian government, at the direction of Vladimir Putin himself, orchestrated cyber attacks on our nation for the purpose of influencing our election. That is a fact, plain and simple."
ennnnnnnhhhhhhyeaahhhh....this is something you maybe could have told us all...i dunno...LAST FUCKING SEPTEMBER??!1!1!1!!?
And all this time, I thought all we had to worry about was Republican Secretaries of State doing everything in their power to see that only Republican candidates got elected.
Arthur Figgis: "We start with an interview with his only surviving relative, Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern ..."
(cut to interview)
Karl: "Oh, ja. When I first met Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle Burstein Von Knacker-Thrasher Apple-Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Ein- Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten-Mitz-Weimache Luber-Hundsfut Gumberaber-Shönedanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler-Aucher Von Hautkopft of Ulm, he was with his wife, Sarah Gambolputty de von ..."
Interviewer: "Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle Burstein Von Knacker-Thrasher Apple-Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Ein- Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten-Mitz-Weimache Luber-Hundsfut Gumberaber-Shönedanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler-Aucher Von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you, just quickly, if there's any particular thing you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle Burstein Von Knacker-Thrasher Apple ...
(Karl begins to fade)
Interviewer: ... Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Ein- Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten-Mitz-Weimache Luber-Hundsfut Gumberaber-Shönedanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler-Aucher Von Hautkopft of Ulm?"
(Karl collapses. Interview listens for a heartbeat. He walks off, returns to the scene with a shovel and begins digging Karl's grave, cut back to Arthur Figgis)
TL;DR, you say? Fine. Watch it instead.
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
http://rudepundit.blogspot....
Ok, so at this point, I'm seriously wondering why I bother to vote. Fuck everything about this administration.
I think it's worse. I've read Trumpkin comments about being okay with Russia changing the fucking votes...because they are good Christians and Democrats are not. If the rank and file base are saying this, maybe the GOP leaders don't give a fuck since the Russians are on their side.
12EEE
You're both so wrong! Everyone knows the top story was HILLARY'S EMAILS!
Can we please please have the U.N. come and monitor our elections from now on?
What's amazing to me is that the Trumpanzees go insane, foaming at the mouth INSANE at the thought of an autocratic totalitarian state taking over, with their Jade Helms and their chemtrails and Obama is a Mooslem and on and on, but when an actual autocratic totalitarian state DOES take over, with absolute malfeasance and destruction in mind, they're just fine with it. I don't get it.
Could it be that their lizard brains actually are functioning--terror at someone wicked taking over--but the Republicans have figured out how to literally redirect the terror, like Mulholland redirecting the water from the Owens River to the Los Angeles basin, so that they're made to be crazily afraid of the people who will help them, and now the Repubs/Russia, the ACTUAL wicked people, actually can take over? It's so fucking devious. How do we redirect their lizard brains correctly? Or is it "forget it, Jake, it's Republicantown"?
Yeah, when the day comes that THEY can't get the health care they need, they're gonna bawl, "WAAAAHHHH! When we voted for the Leopards Eating Human Faces Party, we thought the leopards were only going to eat the faces of those icky, inferior brown people!"
They'll cheerfully submit to being sodomized with baseball bats as long as they believe the people they hate are being sodomized with utility poles.
Not enough adults, anyway.
"You see! More vindications!"- DJT