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chascates's avatar

Ronald Reagan, who defeated a Southern Baptist President who taught Sunday school, never went to church. He claimed it would create too much commotion but when asked if he had been born again replied he thought so but couldn't remember when it happened and wasn't sure what Protestant church he belonged to.

Nancy was believed to be agnostic but famously was interested in astrology.

WA Bishop's avatar

1. Bring the funny or GTFO.

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I thought the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shima_Hospital" target="_blank">Shima Surgical Clinic</a> was the Ground Zero of the 20th century.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

They went to NORML meetings at the local library for years, I remember smoking cigarettes with the other kids in the adjacent sculpture garden waiting for them to come out.

102415's avatar

I wish I was there. I hate this fucking snow shit.

Spurning Beer's avatar

His mother was an anthropologist, Chick. The only way to cope with the horrors of modern American culture is to aim to be a non-ethnocentric participant-observer doing fieldwork while giving nonjudgmental respect to the primitive indiginous locals. This is just like the photo of Barack in the turban and bandaleros. It's a gesture of good will.

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Pretty sure James O'Keefe took the photo by posing as a human being to get in.

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Pffft. Friggin' half breed muslin president can't be bothered to wear nice clothes to God's house? What's the world coming to?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Has anybody seen the black mannequin family from Old Navy lately?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

He is a Kiltlifting Scottish Man.

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Chondrichthyes, sort of sounds like an ancient Roman Mafia, it includes Sharks, Rays and Chimeras.

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Considering that Africans are now doing ethnographies of our American Anthropologists, are we sure his Kenyan father was not just doing some field work? <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/pr..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0252077695?ie=UT...">http://www.amazon.com/gp/pr...

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They are in some tea bagger's basement, he has the children all greased up and he is making the parents watch, Disney cartoons blare from an old 20" TV and it smells of caked urine, feces and jolly ranchers.

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My hippy parents did, they almost shit a brick, of hash.