Obese Donut-and-Dove-Bar Sucking Slobs Deciding Health Care Reform
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With two-thirds of the nation officially fat and $150 billion spent annually on easily preventable health problems caused specifically by obesity, you might think Health Care Reform -- any of the hundred versions -- would start with "Do not suffocate yourself with fat." Never mind the expensive cancer screenings that may or may not make a statistical difference, a health-care reform package that actually aims to lower the cost of health care in this country should, obviously, start with full-on socialized government control of the consumer food chain, because PEOPLE ARE TOO DUMB TO NOT EAT 5,000 CALORIES OF CORN-SYRUP NACHO-POCKETZ PER "MEAL," and they are too lazy to do anything but sit in traffic or
Obese Donut-and-Dove-Bar Sucking Slobs Deciding Health Care Reform
Obese Donut-and-Dove-Bar Sucking Slobs…
Obese Donut-and-Dove-Bar Sucking Slobs Deciding Health Care Reform
With two-thirds of the nation officially fat and $150 billion spent annually on easily preventable health problems caused specifically by obesity, you might think Health Care Reform -- any of the hundred versions -- would start with "Do not suffocate yourself with fat." Never mind the expensive cancer screenings that may or may not make a statistical difference, a health-care reform package that actually aims to lower the cost of health care in this country should, obviously, start with full-on socialized government control of the consumer food chain, because PEOPLE ARE TOO DUMB TO NOT EAT 5,000 CALORIES OF CORN-SYRUP NACHO-POCKETZ PER "MEAL," and they are too lazy to do anything but sit in traffic or