Oh, here is a new study that predicts somehow the Earth will still be here in 2048! Krazy scientists! Oh well, enjoy the taste of your anusburgers a few more years before we are all hooked up to IV bags stuffed with liquid McNuggets and opium, for freedom.
Uhmerkins eat in their cars, silly.
I want a shoehorn, the kind with teeth.
As many as you want.
If the trend continues, 250% of Americans will be obese by 2120.
Statistics -- how the fuck do they work?
Couldn't we pick off the fatties with Predator drones?
I read it for the articles.
Are you referring to our new Olympic-sized deep fryer?
Damn it. I just lost 30 lbs and you're telling me I have to gain it all back and then some?????? I hate this world.
Nom nom nom.
<i>&ldquo;By 2048, all American adults would become overweight or obese.&rdquo;</i>
Fortunately by then I&#039;ll be so old I won&#039;t care how models, actresses, or pornstars look.
&quot;We&#039;ve weaponized our food!&quot;
-Jon Stewart on the Baconator
Instead of bread and circuses we&#039;ll have funnel cake and Fox News.
We already have that.
Kirsten, you drop this on us at lunchtime?
god. we have a magazine called &#039;obesity&#039;.
Ya&#039;ll may have missed it, but I was last month&#039;s fold-out in the Journal Obesity.
Form a line, ladies...form a line.