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Uhmerkins eat in their cars, silly.

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I want a shoehorn, the kind with teeth.

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As many as you want.

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If the trend continues, 250% of Americans will be obese by 2120.

Statistics -- how the fuck do they work?

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Couldn't we pick off the fatties with Predator drones?

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Damn it. I just lost 30 lbs and you're telling me I have to gain it all back and then some?????? I hate this world.

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Nom nom nom.

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<i>“By 2048, all American adults would become overweight or obese.”</i>

Fortunately by then I'll be so old I won't care how models, actresses, or pornstars look.

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"We've weaponized our food!"

-Jon Stewart on the Baconator

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Instead of bread and circuses we'll have funnel cake and Fox News.

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We already have that.

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Kirsten, you drop this on us at lunchtime?

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god. we have a magazine called 'obesity'.

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Ya'll may have missed it, but I was last month's fold-out in the Journal Obesity.

Form a line, ladies...form a line.

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