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Great Santini libel!

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Deep contacts.

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You should have seen me after a night of space invaders...

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Tilda swinton in a box 'o art suggests we still have 1st world problems.

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Nothing like Bammerz getting advice from a newscaster who is non-partisan AND a wealthy right wing douchebag.

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Conservatives always blame the First Amendment when people end up dead because of the Second Amendment. Too much violence on TV or in games, not enough government-run prayer in schools, etc.

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""A more creative chief executive would have used this moment to widen the discussion by drawing attention to the increasingly graphic violence so pervasive in fucking Afghanistan and get us the hell out of there."

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And the violence in the news! Remember how the 9/11 attacks made us get all violent and gun-crazy over Iraq. If only the news media had decided that sort of thing did not belong on the air. Campbell: You have influential friends in the media. DO SOMETHING.

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Also, what about the porn industry and all those money shots?

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As I recall, one of his executive orders was ...

14. Issue a Presidential Memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence.

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