OC, LA, SD, Big Bear And Vegas, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY????
Well, haven't we left you hanging on this week's stops on the 2017 Wonkette Beach Bum World Tour! (We have.) But we have finally kissed your brethren in Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma, Avila Beach, and Santa Barbara, and GOT OUR SHIT TOGETHER!
That means we are seeing you TONIGHT, Oct. 26,Orange County, at Moreno's in Orange,from 7 to 9!
Los Angeles, we have decided you will find parking tomorrow,Oct. 27, at the Red Lion Tavern in Silverlake, where an old man once offered me so much cocaine! Call it 7 to 9 as well, though we bet you could find us there early, NOT DOING COCAINE.
San Diego, Chicano Park,you're upMonday, Oct. 30,potluck from 5 to 8!
AndBig Bear area(actually Sugarloaf), you're up at 5-8 p.m.,Nov. 1.This address self-destructed!
Las Vegas,be readyNov. 4,3-6, at Lorenzi Park, 3343 W Washington Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89107!
OK LOVE YOU BYE BYE.
YOU'RE SO MEAN TAUNTING PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE A MEET-UP IN OUR AREA.
[SNIFF]
I have touched the hem of Donna Rose's jumper.
Suffer, little one. Suffer.