Well, haven't we left you hanging on this week's stops on the 2017 Wonkette Beach Bum World Tour! (We have.) But we have finally kissed your brethren in Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma, Avila Beach, and Santa Barbara, and GOT OUR SHIT TOGETHER! That means we are seeing you TONIGHT, Oct. 26,
Until we meet again I will be hanging with the thugs in the library looking for my next job. It's mostly homeless people, mommies with wild kids and the gray haired gang I see at every protest. They have air conditioning and free computers and a guy hit on me the other day so I'm starting to like it here.
YOU'RE SO MEAN TAUNTING PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE A MEET-UP IN OUR AREA.
[SNIFF]
I have touched the hem of Donna Rose's jumper.
Suffer, little one. Suffer.
BLANK UBER.
I smelled it one time.
Reminds me of this one. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Until we meet again I will be hanging with the thugs in the library looking for my next job. It's mostly homeless people, mommies with wild kids and the gray haired gang I see at every protest. They have air conditioning and free computers and a guy hit on me the other day so I'm starting to like it here.
She shaves and errythang!
Trump specializes in debasing people. He began working on Kelly the minute he showed up and now he appears to be thoroughly broken in.
Much improved.
If I may, I would like to kindly suggest a visit to Whitefish. There are some good people thereabouts who could use a bit of encouragement.
not lately!
Indeedy, if she didn't shave, and with that flag behind, I'd had thought she's a French girl from the Vichy période. :=D
Well then I assume you'll be wearing something with sleeves...
Obviously there will be more room in the digestive system for MOAR DONUTS. He's just being efficient.
In that case, I should definitely not take up cocaine. ;-)
Obviously, Wonkette, the caption for the picture should be Viva la Raza!