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Also, too, everybody knows that Kenneth Copeland has the sole authority to cast out virii.

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I have a new grocery store rule, I look at what I want to get then I pick the package I hope is right. Picking through stuff should be a no-no for a while. Fortunately, I have some experience in this.

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My usual place has arrows and space lines for those people who can't tell 6" from 6'.

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Oh, I wondered why at 10am on Tuesday with ample parking there were no small carts. Good. I grabbed a big cart for defense anyway.

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That is a very easy point to deflect on religious terms. God is testing them. God is punishing them. God will protect the truly devout. Old hat, really.

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I suggest a compromise: They can have their megachurch gathering if they agree to lock all the doors from the outside and stay in there until we give them the all clear.

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“If you’re preborn you’re fine. If you’re preschool, you’re fucked.” - George Carlin.

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Same here. Truly appalling but unfortunately not surprising.

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Give them the same food, water, soap, health services, and beddings as the ICE and Border Patrol give the immigrate kids.

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Mine also.

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I'm talking about waiting to get into the store.

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Speaking of pastors that refuse to stop service during the pandemic, here is another one:

https://lawandcrime.com/cov...

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why can't they do it online? all the other religions are trying to do that, and looking at ways to keep their congregation safe? who do fundie xtians have to be so dumb?

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That's better than what I remember, but yeah.

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If this “God” is suffering along with us, then it isn’t really omnipotent is it? And thus there’s no reason to lean on it, because if it could do anything about the problem, it would. So in that case, what possible reason would anyone have to worship it?

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We call that “fertilizer” ‘round these parts.

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