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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

I think I want her ass disgraced and arrested more than Trump.

Zap's avatar

"CAN I HELP YOU the fuck out of those assholes." lol

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I like to think they knew what I meant from the look on my face.

Emil Muz's avatar

I read that she left a job in PR to become a Capitol Officer. That's someone who deserves all of my respect...

blackspeak's avatar

How could any "red-blooded" blue-blood American patriot not consider that white female cop, a HERO?

blackspeak's avatar

SWEET CAROLINE!!!! Neil Diamond, right?

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I am hoping that on Caturday, June 11th, and Donna Rose's birthday, all of the Wonk pets come to play! I was glued to the first J6 hearing and I'm still processing. I need all of the Wonkette Pets you can post at me!

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I hope some day we can write letters of thanks to Officer Caroline Edwards at some official address (perhaps her lawyer's?). I am still processing after watching her testimony. The internal scars that woman must have...

blackspeak's avatar

The ULTRA MAGA GOP hate all cops, unless they are killing unarmed black men

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you! Round up the usual suspects!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Finally! Someone in the Democratic Party came to the realization that this thing was going to be on teevee. Not television. Teevee,

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's a good thing his Daddy was rich. If he was just a regular schmoe, the best he could hope for was some middle management dweeb running a department with an ungodly high turnover rate.

Brian Bixby's avatar

The Capitol Police have sonic and gas weapons, water cannons, and access to armored vehicles, all of which were left in the armory since they didn't have permission to deploy from their (Rump-appointed) "leadership". There are hard shutters that can be installed on the exterior doors in a couple hours, which were left in storage. Staff from graveyard and swing shifts knew from their Farcebook feeds that they were going to be needed and showed up to assist before the violence started, and were sent home by management. The line was breached by the mob because they were **meant** to breach it, and the lives of the actual line cops be damned.