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Didn't one version of "the facts" involve one of the police chief-type-fellows saying to the press, out loud, that Darren Wilson didn't actually know about the Cigarillo robbery?

Maybe I'm misremembering that. I bet there's a black man somewhere nearby using his superpowers on me.

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I clicked your link hoping I'd see video of a black man outside my office, with energy beams shooting out of his eyes. Instead it is some guy saying something like (paraphrasing) "Darren Wilson will be lying to all of you sometime in the future about this robbery thing. Everyone, just ignore it. Go over eat some turkeymeat!"

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Especially, as Wilson reported, Brown transferred the cigarillos to his left hand so that he could strike him with his right hand.

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John Leslie?

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<em>"Beware the punch of an Angry Black Man with super strength."</em>

...damn right!!!

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...first a sidewalk has the ability to be used as a weapon, now a sneer can be considered justification for a police shooting?

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To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin Pierce for a moment:

The Officer's version of what happened was to say the least fascinating. It was to say the most perjury! No, to be fair I have no doubt that he remembers it that way. More's the pity. And there was some truth to the story. It was August 9 and it was in Ferguson, Missouri. Other than that...

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...I asked the same question, I believe it was a Glock 19 so 15+1. Either way he fired 12 rounds at a unarmed, fleeing suspect, that alone should be enough for an indictment on excessive force

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There was a whole lot stupid done by both Brown and Wilson in this fiasco but Brown wound up dead because Wilson is shitty cop who apparently is devoid of any empathy. Wilson is just one more person who should never have a gun.

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Gee, I'm so glad that he's alright with "just doing his job". Now that this is over it might be time for him to do a little soul searching and maybe make the realization that he's a toe-headed little pussy who may not be cutout for police work. If the poor little darling can't withstand a raspberry on his cheek without fearing for his life and believes that big black men are scary super powered monsters maybe he should avoid big-boy jobs.

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...besides the fact that getting punched 3 times "full on" by a 6'4, 300lb man would have turned his face into hamburger meat. Let's not forget this donkey fukker wants you believe that Michael Brown is stretch Armstrong and can punch him in the right side of his face through the drivers side window

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So, did George Snuffleupagus ask any probing questions? Was there any actual journalism committed in this interview?

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...yeah, I'm sure they train you to mag dump in the police academy.

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Yeah. Something that doesn't involve working with people.

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