Please forgive a stranger writing to you. I have a financial matter of the utmost confidentiality to impart, and can no longer trust my closest associates.
My late father, the shiek, died leaving $100,000,000 in oil and gas revenues in a non-interest-bearing bank account in Dubai...
Michael Lucas porn, Jack? Meh. I mean, it looks good, but maybe it looks TOO good? It's a bit sleek and aesthetic and soulless for my tastes. Plus, gay Republican and Islamophobe Michael Lucas insists on putting himself and his lips in his movies, which is a turn-off. Now if Steven Scarborough wanted to put himself in his movies... well, that would be a different story.
Be all you can be.
You know, it's probably a real challenge to get up-burqua clips.
Only selected Congressional leaders will be shown the porn stash.
I didn't think anybody knew about that.
He and Hitler are hopefully sitting around comparing their former respective porn stashes, since Adolf had the same issues: <a href="http://www.greatenjoy.com/2..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.greatenjoy.com/2011/01/25/5-hidden-fac...">http://www.greatenjoy.com/2...
porn: the crossroads of all cultures.
yes and many women and men of wonkette thank you for that, jack.
&quot;Dick&quot; Cheney?
Muslim males are circumcised, too. And they don&#039;t call it &quot;porking&quot; in either tradition, I believe.
Sniff my thumbdrive.
Pee-wee Herman?
When he died did they play &quot;Faps?&quot;
If all the college juniors were laid end to end it would be Saturday night.
(Thank you Dorothy Parker!)
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Please forgive a stranger writing to you. I have a financial matter of the utmost confidentiality to impart, and can no longer trust my closest associates.
My late father, the shiek, died leaving $100,000,000 in oil and gas revenues in a non-interest-bearing bank account in Dubai...
Michael Lucas porn, Jack? Meh. I mean, it looks good, but maybe it looks TOO good? It&#039;s a bit sleek and aesthetic and soulless for my tastes. Plus, gay Republican and Islamophobe Michael Lucas insists on putting himself and his lips in his movies, which is a turn-off. Now if Steven Scarborough wanted to put himself in his movies... well, that would be a different story.
They&#039;ll have to get the Riley pictures from Breitbart.