Your Wonkette is not tremendously interested in violent shoot-em-up video games as a rule, because we are always "reading the Internet" -- whatever that means -- something we can accurately say spews a lot more horror and abortion at unsuspecting brain cells than the bloodiest video games on the market. So we are a little "meh" about this half-baked
Based on your socialist spelling of 'labour' and your stance on drinking, I am forced to call into question your American-hood. That knock at your door will be homeland security. (Just joking, vee don't knock)
I can just picture a big ol' Rush Limbaugh pig at the bottom of the pile of glass bricks and hitting them with the shotgun bird, bringing everything crashing down on him. I would do that over and over and over.
Based on your socialist spelling of 'labour' and your stance on drinking, I am forced to call into question your American-hood. That knock at your door will be homeland security. (Just joking, vee don't knock)
the rick perry zombie would shoot back.
I can just picture a big ol' Rush Limbaugh pig at the bottom of the pile of glass bricks and hitting them with the shotgun bird, bringing everything crashing down on him. I would do that over and over and over.
A +5 Tongue of Cutting plus a 7-point upgrade for Wit.
I call video-game astroturfing. I know a lot of programmers and to a man (sorry ladies) they trend right or libertarian.
Edit: Plus, teabagger zombies? They would be even slower than actual zombies - unless they had zombie Rascals. That would be fun to watch.
I'm still waiting for the new version of Angry Birds where the pigs are replaced with members of the Crazy Right Illuminati.
You are so good. I bow before your superior snark.
I haven't enjoyed any video games since Bad Day on the Midway. This has promise.
<i>&quot;reading the Internet&rdquo;</i>
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I hope you practice safe reading.