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fuflans's avatar

the more we know about romney, the less there is to like.

it's almost as if his name was willard or something.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Laying them off is not bad, just not quite as rewarding as firing people.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wait until he sells it ... you'll be amazed at the millions of dollars in "capital improvements" Mitt had to make on his newly-built home.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think it was Ann who first yelled at him, "You're running for President, for Pete's sake!"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>He spent $200 million building an authentic Japanese castle, and then claimed it's not worth anything because the design is not up to modern standards. </i>

Wait ... there are <i>modern</i> Japanese castles?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Supporting the jerb creators is the patriotic thing to do. Why do you hate Amercia?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Meanwhile, the California budget crisis continues...

Can we all agree, Mitt's the first head-on-a-spike when the revolution comes? What a DOUCHE.

Fartknocker's avatar

Her probably obtained an Agriculture exemption.

Fartknocker's avatar

Hey Wonkette, if you add a picture of Rafalca, a car elevator and some other .gifs to the graphic, you would have a new Blingee!

Mahousu's avatar

Christine O'Donnell libel!

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

When I'm feeling expansive I call it the "foyer". I used to call it the vestibule but that word always increases my tire pressure for some reason.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I also am lousy at home renovations - I feel a major windfall coming. I mean cash - not the house blowing over.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That is some greedy shit, he would hire a lawyer to bargain for a better price on a whore. Just on Principle. ..

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And after the taxes were reduced the Romneys celebrated with a nice turnip blood beverage.