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fuflans's avatar

the more we know about romney, the less there is to like.

it's almost as if his name was willard or something.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Laying them off is not bad, just not quite as rewarding as firing people.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wait until he sells it ... you'll be amazed at the millions of dollars in "capital improvements" Mitt had to make on his newly-built home.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think it was Ann who first yelled at him, "You're running for President, for Pete's sake!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>He spent $200 million building an authentic Japanese castle, and then claimed it's not worth anything because the design is not up to modern standards. </i>

Wait ... there are <i>modern</i> Japanese castles?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Supporting the jerb creators is the patriotic thing to do. Why do you hate Amercia?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Meanwhile, the California budget crisis continues...

Can we all agree, Mitt's the first head-on-a-spike when the revolution comes? What a DOUCHE.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Her probably obtained an Agriculture exemption.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Hey Wonkette, if you add a picture of Rafalca, a car elevator and some other .gifs to the graphic, you would have a new Blingee!

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Mahousu's avatar

Christine O'Donnell libel!

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

When I'm feeling expansive I call it the "foyer". I used to call it the vestibule but that word always increases my tire pressure for some reason.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I also am lousy at home renovations - I feel a major windfall coming. I mean cash - not the house blowing over.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That is some greedy shit, he would hire a lawyer to bargain for a better price on a whore. Just on Principle. ..

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And after the taxes were reduced the Romneys celebrated with a nice turnip blood beverage.

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