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From a medical friend of mine: You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it.

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"He has a long history of this, long before the Trump-Russia conspiracy was a glimmer on the end of Vladimir Putin’s dick."

The AWARDS! Award AOT,K to Mr. Hurst!

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That wouldn't surprise me, given how often Brits call people of either gender "cunts."

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PeeResident

Genius!

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And what about famous fictional brit twits, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum? They are all up in this somewhere or other.

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We should practice saying this, straight-faced and convincingly, to the Rapturians-- "It happened yesterday, and you must've missed it, I dunno, been inside, or something. It was no big deal, really, mostly people nobody liked very much. And funny thing, they weren't enjoying it one bit, let me tell you."

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Foreskin LIBELZ!1!!!!11!!!

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I'm not doing anything to you.

I am presenting information that relates to your claims that Kamala Harris is an "Establishment Kamala" and a "Centrist."

You cited one instance where you believed she had behaved inappropriately over Steve Mnuchin and I gave you a follow up article on that from the reporter who broke the story. The article is factual, not humorous.

If you are laughing out loud then you are doing it to yourself.

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I have no hangup with the word "we." I use it or not, as appropriate. I'm okay with the rest of the pronouns too.

And I knew you used "we" to mean progressives. The thing is, you don't speak for all progressives. You said earlier that you spoke for yourself. You even suggested that somehow that upset me.

Now you're back to "we," by which you mean not yourself, but progressives. Hubris, much?

I know a whole bunch of progressives sites, from Wonkette to Huffington. But I know they are progressive sites and I factor that into my response to their articles.

I'm sure a lot of progressive sites have questions about Kamala Harris. The problem is that people like you have decided you have all the answers. All you really have is mindless labels. All you have researched is mindless labels.

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If you researched why is it that all you can come up with is some meaningless labels and a gripe about Steve Mnuchin?

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It is a perfectly acceptable word in our office, as long as it is correctly deployed.

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Or hit it upside the head with a 2x4.

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I don't think that's acceptable policy for ambulance staff.

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Free today! Yours to use as you please! To go along with 'PeeResident', we have "Strumpet' (and friend, 'la Putain'), and 'Pussychopath' (accent on second syllable).

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Damn! I actually have a snapshot of me in front of that joint in the 80's. Couldn't believe it was real...

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OT but Wonkette babby's boyfriend graduated from 4K yesterday....good times https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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