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Ta, Dok. Rich hypocrites. This is my shocked face.

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Truth to tell, I could use a little more elbow room but if I'm going to buy the Petit Trianon, I'm going to buy the fucking Petit Trianon, not this pathetic knock-off.

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$31.9 million? Shoveling bullshit to gullible morans sure pays well, huh?

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i had a look at this listing and there is a wall of wine (should be spelt whine tho) and boys (black) and girls (white) master bathrooms - also so so many mirrors - it was tacky and tasteful in turn about, just what you'd expect from a media person

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The exterior of the house is very classic, and far more elegant than anything I'd expect from a Fox News host. I wonder how many gay people worked on that house, since they keep babbling about all of the artisans?

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its all so beige and bland tho - what was the brief 'tell people we're basic without saying the word?'

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Yes Republican, the stalwart Big Economic Daddies of Fiscal Responsibility, also Big Dummies Who Turn Down Free Electricity*

(Yes I know solar isn't free, literally, you gotta buy the panels and associated gear...ONCE, but the energy they're generating IS free)

I'll bet Massie's Tesla has that ultra special 'roll coal' option.

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So, SO white, which is totally on-brand

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I'm very angry on behalf of whoever has to clean that house. Big "beige lifestyle" vibes.

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Wow, with an estimated monthly payment of only $208,879! Where do I sign?

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They did a great job making that house ugly, sterile, and unhomelike.

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I liked the big piece of art 'Crush the balls those who don't respect me' Such manly male sentiment from a Fox weenie. And that weight room. If Brett Baier can bench press that kinda weight, I'm Charles fucking Atlas....

More projection in that room than the theatre room.

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Rich people love to do the "you can't even sneeze in here without shampooing the rug" thing.

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I would suspect Melania had a hand, but it doesn't look like it's bled to death, so that can't be right.

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I think it looks like an asylum. Hey.....

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That would explain why there are only 5 BR but 9 baths: the rest of the rooms are "cells."

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I always wonder why these 'mansions' have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms. Does each bedroom come with a separate 'his' and 'her' bathroom?

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probably - and the one that only has one bathroom is for the 'staff'

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The 'help'

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It's somewhat reassuring being reminded that just because someone has a lot of money, doesn't mean they know how to decorate a space. These mansions are always the most grim, sterile spaces that lack any heart or personality. Honestly perfect for the human shaped husks that peddle garbage to the masses.

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I love you coal, but you're just too expensive to power my gigamansion.

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Sounds about right when dealing with these types of people.

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Murdoch supported renewables way back when. From 2007:

There can have been few stranger sights in recent weeks than Rupert Murdoch's sudden apparent conversion from hard-nosed media tycoon to climate-change activist. At a news conference last week, as Murdoch pledged that his media empire, News Corporation, would be entirely "carbon neutral" by 2010, he waxed evangelical on the subject, asking his audience to "imagine if we succeed in inspiring our audiences to reduce their own impacts on climate change by just 1%. That would be like turning the state of California off for almost two months."

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2007/may/17/rupertmurdoch.broadcasting

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It looks like an ugly conference center. Rich people have the worst taste. It also says it was built last year, which I guess makes me feel better than if they had done that to an old house that had actual character.

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A TV news anchor has a $30 million home?!

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Skillful lying fetches top dollar!

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No, but a right wing TV propagandist pretending to be a news anchor does.

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Everyone who said the interior was ugly was so correct. So barfy.

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You can't buy taste.

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