Some doctor man (don't get near Glenn Beck!) wrote about Dick Cheney's Polly Pocket robot heart in today's The New York Times , and it turns out Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse , though he is stubbornly still alive. Dick Cheney's blood now just flows continually, like the River Styx. He doesn't need your lowly "pumping!" Cheney will probably be "urged to wear bracelets or other identifications to alert emergency room doctors" as to why he has no pulse, as it probably won't be the first reason that comes to mind.
Oh, Dick Cheney Has No Pulse, By the Way
Oh, Dick Cheney Has No Pulse, By the Way
Oh, Dick Cheney Has No Pulse, By the Way
Some doctor man (don't get near Glenn Beck!) wrote about Dick Cheney's Polly Pocket robot heart in today's The New York Times , and it turns out Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse , though he is stubbornly still alive. Dick Cheney's blood now just flows continually, like the River Styx. He doesn't need your lowly "pumping!" Cheney will probably be "urged to wear bracelets or other identifications to alert emergency room doctors" as to why he has no pulse, as it probably won't be the first reason that comes to mind.