9 Comments
User's avatar
JohnLindhe's avatar

Given Trump being Trump, Modley didn't have any good choices. If he didn't do anything, Trump very well might have fired him since Crozier made him look bad. And Modley must have known firing Crozier would cause a backlash.

So he didn't have a good option, but being a Trump appointee he still was able to find a third even worse option. It's impressive how they all can make a bad situation worse.

Expand full comment
sarafina's avatar

completely backhanded shitbaby

A new and delightful description! Yay Robyn!!!!!

Expand full comment
Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

This little Charlie Foxtrot was responsible for me staying off the social medias for 24 hours and I’m still not sure I should be out of timeout.

After Modly's speech leaked yesterday, Donald Trump said he was going to "get involved" in the aftermath of the decision to fire Crozier, because this situation was just screaming for President Fuckup to fuck it up some more. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

Expand full comment
ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

CAPTAIN CROZIER! Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap. *repeat*

Expand full comment
chimpevil_redux's avatar

Just when you thought there couldn't be a worse member of this maladministration. . .

Expand full comment
Cranky Man's avatar

I'm pretty sure a virus spreading through the sailors on board a nuclear power plant, much less a modern warship would dramatically decrease it's readiness to respond to a crisis. Like fer instance, young Kim gets himself infected, ends up in the ICU, one of his generals decides to go all general Jack D. Ripper .

Expand full comment
SeanT1001's avatar

Hey, he DID fuck off!https://www.cnn.com/2020/04...

Expand full comment
Heat Miser's avatar

I really admire the journalistic integrity that Rebecca demands of Wonkette, they resisted calling him "moldy" in the headline

Expand full comment
Crystal Grubbs's avatar

He resigned.Who knows if Dumptrump will except it.

Expand full comment