Mark Robinson is so gross that it's as if the comment EEEWWWWW were sentient, walking around, uttering what he utters. Operation Let Him Run is working, though. I hope the Dems take NC.
Trump should, nay, MUST! Replace JD Vance with Lootentint Mark Robinson toot sweet! The future of the MAGA GOP depends on it, and I don’t mean (I do mean) adult diapers. The End.
Some how it's hard to imagine that Robinson's Lt. Gov. staff did not know what kind of a man they were working for until now. They all should have quit much sooner.
WOW!, an ACHILLES AND THE TORTOISE conundrum! I haven't faced one of those since eighth-grade math!
Alright, class, let's see if we can express it in classic "Word Problem" form ...
"If a Lieutenant-Governor has a staff of X, and half of that staff quits every day for Y days before Election Day, how many staff-members, Z, will be left to tell him he lost when the vote comes in?"
When you give your answer on this one, show your work.
I refuse to show my work but the math ends being some irrational number like square root of 7, which works out to be pretty much just his wife and maybe one lukewarm staffer left to tell him.
Since there are no half-persons, this question involves quantum physics and not Xeno's Paradox. If there is a staff of 14 then 7 would leave on the first day, four would leave on the second day, one would leave on the third and one on the fourth day. So "Y" would be 5.
I was under the impression that his sister-in-law peed on him while he was having anal sex with her, so I assumed she was on top. Now, the story seems to be that he peed on her during anal sex, which would have made him the recipient of the anal sex.
This confusion needs to be addressed before the election so North Carolinians all have an accurate reason for not voting for this nimrod.
Not who stayed working for him past the first unpaid invoice. Or the first time they realized they were flushing their professional reputation down the shitter.
I don't know what the lieutenant governor of NC is supposed to do. But if it's anything like IL, I don't see why he needed all those staffers in the first place. Voicemail and a goldfish in a bowl would be all the staff you'd need.
It's such a nothing job here that one IL lt. gov. quit in the middle of his term because he got bored sitting in his office with nothing to do (this was long before the Intertoobz). He wasn't replaced for the rest of his term, and absolutely no one noticed.
Mark Robinson is so gross that it's as if the comment EEEWWWWW were sentient, walking around, uttering what he utters. Operation Let Him Run is working, though. I hope the Dems take NC.
Trump should, nay, MUST! Replace JD Vance with Lootentint Mark Robinson toot sweet! The future of the MAGA GOP depends on it, and I don’t mean (I do mean) adult diapers. The End.
Ta, Evan. Well, he'd rather purchase slaves anyway.
Dude became a fucking footnote and it will be in History books when this causes TFG to lose North Carolina.
All hands on d̶i̶c̶k̶ deck moment.
Heavens, Evan, you slay me.
I read it in a New Zealand accent. Same both times.
Some how it's hard to imagine that Robinson's Lt. Gov. staff did not know what kind of a man they were working for until now. They all should have quit much sooner.
Yeah, but before he was a darling of the MAGA crowd and was likely going places. Now he's tied to an anchor and the rats don't want to sink with him.
Fuck off, Mark. And take PAB with you.
Mark Robinson is what you get when Thomas Hofeller is allowed to practice the art of the gerrymander for decades. NC has been fucked over.
𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘯 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦.
I'm sorry Evan but you are going to have to be much, much more specific.
Here's to you, Marky Robinson
The GOP turns their shifty eyes to you
Trump bless you please, Marky Robinson
Your depravity has sunk to depths so low
Woe woe woe
woe woe
yeeeeeeahhhLLEGEDLY...
Evan has the best words.
WOW!, an ACHILLES AND THE TORTOISE conundrum! I haven't faced one of those since eighth-grade math!
Alright, class, let's see if we can express it in classic "Word Problem" form ...
"If a Lieutenant-Governor has a staff of X, and half of that staff quits every day for Y days before Election Day, how many staff-members, Z, will be left to tell him he lost when the vote comes in?"
When you give your answer on this one, show your work.
I refuse to show my work but the math ends being some irrational number like square root of 7, which works out to be pretty much just his wife and maybe one lukewarm staffer left to tell him.
Never...it's Xeno's Paradox!
Since there are no half-persons, this question involves quantum physics and not Xeno's Paradox. If there is a staff of 14 then 7 would leave on the first day, four would leave on the second day, one would leave on the third and one on the fourth day. So "Y" would be 5.
I was told there would be no math. Next you'll want people to wear pants while solving the problem.
It would be a small fraction of one person. Just one thumb left to give him the "you're outta here" gesture.
Z = X / 2^Y. That's probably a number less than 1. It's also the size of your fortune that started out at X after Y divorces.
No work required. It's a no-brainer. That's completely beyond the capability of Mark Robinson.
Here’s to you Mr Robinson, heaven holds a place for those who pee on their sister while watching trans porn.
I'm confused.
I was under the impression that his sister-in-law peed on him while he was having anal sex with her, so I assumed she was on top. Now, the story seems to be that he peed on her during anal sex, which would have made him the recipient of the anal sex.
This confusion needs to be addressed before the election so North Carolinians all have an accurate reason for not voting for this nimrod.
Ya' know..I've heard enough....
Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the feds.
Hah
Wait. Are there any Trump lawyers who aren’t idiots?
Supposedly Blanche and Necheles were real lawyers and then...well...you saw what happened.
The GOP is a haven for unemployables. Paying them, making them more stupid. A real racket.
Not who stayed working for him past the first unpaid invoice. Or the first time they realized they were flushing their professional reputation down the shitter.
So, none.
I don't know what the lieutenant governor of NC is supposed to do. But if it's anything like IL, I don't see why he needed all those staffers in the first place. Voicemail and a goldfish in a bowl would be all the staff you'd need.
It's such a nothing job here that one IL lt. gov. quit in the middle of his term because he got bored sitting in his office with nothing to do (this was long before the Intertoobz). He wasn't replaced for the rest of his term, and absolutely no one noticed.
At the very least Mark, keep both your hands above the table!
Black Nazi's been a bad bad bad boy watching some that Trans pron.