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Apparently Democratic POTUSes do not need training wheels.

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Fareed Zakaria is generally reliable, but I've observed in his GPS Sunday program some blind spots you could sail the QE II through.

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Annnddd...SNATCHED! Another pod person.

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I thought Daesh were the jihadists too crazy for Al Qaeda so they formed their own faction and became enemies. How did they get access to Al Qaeda's tunnels and caves? The fact that Daesh was killing journalists made me think, "hmmm, Putin seems to like killing journalists and other innocents, and the Donald doesn't like journalists...." Is there a Soviet form of Godwin's Law and if so, what do I win?/sn

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I misread that as "Pussident of the United States"

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Little tommie always wrote about how the old, wheezing, outmoded and worn out B-52 bombers were falling out of the sky and Jimmie Carter sold the US to the Russians by not building the beautiful B-1!

BUFF crews always said that they would escort the B1 and B2 models to the boneyard, and they were/are right!

He also whined about the Mariel Boat Lift in every one of his books I read.

And how about that F-19 Flying Frisbee that he gushed, gushed gushed about? Wasn't/isn't that a great plane?

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"There's a 2 for one sale on cans of borsht at Safeway! Boris and I will be back in a few hours!"

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Regardless of his propensity for military hardware he did write some good books. I kind of lost interest when they all seemed to become derivative of his earlier work. It didn't help that he was a Reaganite either.

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Wonkette should feel special!

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She was acting presidential during the debates......

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Oh, I am definitely evaluating Donald Trump's policies and actions one-by-one. It's just that I have never had to come to a different conclusion than, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" I suppose I could theoretically agree with his position that his daughter is fuckable, but human decency prevents me from doing so.

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What other President endorses, hints at, and creates national policy based on his Twats?!? The media deciphers his intentions, checks his temperature, and quotes fucking Presidential Twats while writing the news that keeps America informed or disinformed. " Curious abt. Trump's foreign and domestic policy ?! Oh, just check his Twats !!!!! "" What does the highest elected official in the U.S think/feel today - IDK - did you see his Twat feed ? " The President Twatted today that....Groan.

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"President Blackula?!?" WTF ? That's the worst attempt at humor I've seen on this board

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OMG

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His epithets supercede his rhetoric. " There diplomacy " ?!?! "" Bengaze " ?!?!Word salad of half-baked Repuke cliche. An internet drunk-dial?!?" Dear SFBs,It was Charlene 🐑 of the State department who vetoed extra Security at the embassy.The Republicans earlier that year VETOED extra funding for Security there. " This is VERIFIABLE.Beat a dead 🐎 and you might slip in the awful....

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" And let to the whole crisis occur ? " Google Charlene Lamb & see what comes up re Benghazi. President Obama created policies post-crash to directly aid former home owners who defaulted on loans. He was the President, not a magician who could wave his wand to make the economy, & the failing banks just behave. Speaking of Navy Seals, remember when Barack got Bin Laden ?!? Now THAT was Presidential.

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