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Keith Taylor's avatar

MeerkatsRMammals. I am down here in Australia (okay, I know the world is round and Australia is not really any more "down" than any other continent, as I am not quite as ignorant as the average Trump voter) cheering you. Barack and Michelle Obama have indefatigable class and dignity in the face of obscene and unbelievably STUPID insults. They have been proving it for years. Most Trump voters do not deserve them as President and First Lady, and do deserve the gross swindling lout they voted for. But for your own sake try not to hate most people, okay?

Historicat's avatar

Loved ones - assumes facts not in evidence.

cessnadriver's avatar

Orlyjoe has never seen the actual BC. He is whining about a picture on the internet.

In real life the document is signed, sealed and proven to be absolutely authentic. It was released in June, 2008. Another signed, sealed and absolutely authentic version was released later.

cessnadriver's avatar

Quick note: the "long form" BC was released to the press on a Tuesday.

Bin Laden was whacked on the following Sunday.

Mr. Obama's signed, sealed and verified birth certificate was released in June, 2008. There was no reason to believe that issuing a "vault copy" would shut up the repig skkkum.

The most likely scenario is that Mr. Obama tricked the repig skkkum into spending the whole week whining about the BC so they wouldn't try to ruin the raid on Bin Laden.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... of course you can watch a newspaper. In fact, you have to... otherwise the neighbour will steal it. Ask me how I know this.

McAlpine KAG Harvard ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ20's avatar

Barry's birth certificate was an INSIDE JOB

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Too bad Joe lives in Arizona. There's hardly ever any clouds to yell at.

Axomamma's avatar

The gross neglect of sex assault cases was what got even Republicans to not vote for him, resulting in his electoral loss. Even Trump voters chose his Democratic opponent.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That depends. Have they stopped citing Chappaquiddick very time a Republican gets caught in a sex scandal?

Axomamma's avatar

Why am I not surprised?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Um, there's a Rick Santorum article you might want to look at.

Axomamma's avatar

Wow! The kitten substitute app really works! Not on this page, for your picture, but when I look at the picture on photobucket, I see a box of five orange and white kittens! Whee! Looks like 2016 is going out on a high note.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Well, at least we know what his obit's going to emphasize.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ohio Secretary of State Ken Blackwell stayed in Cincinnati rather than moving to Columbus when he was in office. He decided he could do almost everything by phone, email, and online. When he did have to come into the office, he drove his state-provided car up to Columbus, parked out front at a meter, but never put any money in the meter. If he got a ticket, the taxpayers footed the bill.

A fiscally responsible conservative, of course.

Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

Did the Russians hack your account, Mr. Blobfish?? :)