Los Angeles (CNN) - Former first lady Laura Bush had her audience LOL (laughing out loud) at a women's conference in Long Beach, California Tuesday. Thanks, CNN, for that very hip use of "LOL." Journalism! You know, CNN, if your audience is so stupid that you had to write "(laughing out loud)" in the opening line of your article, perhaps you could have just written "had her audience laughing" and saved yourself embarrassment. But CNN.com will never have shame, so whatevs.
Did she tell any more comical anecdotes about the former President <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=uQ3HIozYPJs" target="_blank"> trying to milk a male horse,</a> perchance? That one was a side slapper, that was.
LOL is now the new &quot;also&quot;...except that we all use it almost automatically. We will no longer know when we&#039;re being sarcastic or earnest. DAMN YOU CNN!
If she had ANYONE laughing it couldn&#039;t have been with the material reprinted in the article. Maybe the use of &quot;laughing&quot; set my expectations too high, but I thought she&#039;d have actually said something funny enough to put in the article instead of the groaners they reported.
Now I have the image of Laura Bush&#039;s head bobbing up and down on you-know-who. Get me a hypnotist, stat!
I&#039;m waiting for her to give it away so she can tell a group about giving head.
Let&#039;s see how CNN does when it covers a similar affair with George Bush and has to explain STFU and GTFO.
Did she tell any more comical anecdotes about the former President <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=uQ3HIozYPJs" target="_blank"> trying to milk a male horse,</a> perchance? That one was a side slapper, that was.
I have some sympathy for Laura with W being unemployed. She&#039;s probably stocking up on pretzels.
LOL is now the new &quot;also&quot;...except that we all use it almost automatically. We will no longer know when we&#039;re being sarcastic or earnest. DAMN YOU CNN!
If she had ANYONE laughing it couldn&#039;t have been with the material reprinted in the article. Maybe the use of &quot;laughing&quot; set my expectations too high, but I thought she&#039;d have actually said something funny enough to put in the article instead of the groaners they reported.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/428167\/17000000-americans-have-college-degress-for-no-reason" target="_blank">A master&#039;s, huh?</a>