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I live about 60 miles from it- was just 20 miles from it yesterday while working. The whole thing is nothing but moonbat piss their pants irrational fear.

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I live less than 300 miles from the Mexican border and yet I am “Three thousand times something” <b>less</b> terrified of illegals than these flyover-state pearl-clutching nitwits.

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Is there a full moon tonight?

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<i>Seventy percent of Americans – including 86 percent of Republicans – believe undocumented immigrants threaten traditional U.S. beliefs and customs...</i>

First, whadafuq does this even mean? The little brown kids haven't been exposed to "Honeymooners" episodes, and therefore don't know the appropriate response to a wife's nagging is to threaten to punch-launch them into space?

Second, this is their big concern, beliefs and customs? Aren't those individually-held concepts? Just because my neighbor doesn't "get" the superior tenants of Flying Spaghetti Monster worship, you don't see me making a big deal out of it. Isn't America a place where one is free to live and believe as they choose?

Oy vey.

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Michele said “we will never again have a Republican president.” I can’t believe I’m saying this but I hope she’s right but given her track record the odds are about an insanillion to one.

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Eh take a playpen, turn it over, and you have an instant baby jail.

Can I has government contract now?

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Oh well. I thought I had an explanation for this bullshit.

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The illeagles are just doing the raping Americans are too lazy to do themselves.

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Any signs of Tim Horton infiltration there on the contiguous CONUS border since they were acquired by the unpatriotic Brazilians who own Burger King? Do we need a <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Distant_Early_Warning_Line" target="_blank">DEW Line</a> system to protect us? Or maybe <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Project_Nike" target="_blank">Nike missile</a> batteries?

Because no threat is real unless it means we can distribute some military pork in as many <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Project_Nike#mediaviewer\/File:Deployment_of_Nike_Missiles_Within_Contiguous_United_States.png" target="_blank">congressional districts </a> as possible.

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Has the Rio Grande been renamed the Styx?

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Their Tim Horton's will soon be subjugated by Burger King.

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Where did Michele hear of this medical experimentation on browns? Bachmann sounds German, did Marcus have a relative named Mengele?

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Birth control pills and Trojan horses mentioned in the same article. Do I see a pattern here?

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Kryst. For such tough-talking, chest-thumping, gun-humping blowhards, these conservatives are the biggest bunch of fkg wussies <i>ever</i>.

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If we were to offer gun safety lessons to all these immigrant kids, maybe they wouldn't be so much a threat. At Arizona's Bullets and Burgers shooting range, they can teach them real good, once they get some new instructors.

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This would be a lot easier if the rape and death paths did not intersect at the death train. If it was just rape - legitimate rape - a little aspirin is all they'd need.

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