File this under No One Could Have Predicted: While members of Congress are on summer vacation, holding town halls so they can pretend to give a damn about what their constituents have to say, it seems some of those constituents are a tad miffed about this whole BORDER CRISIS!!!!!
I live about 60 miles from it- was just 20 miles from it yesterday while working. The whole thing is nothing but moonbat piss their pants irrational fear.
I live less than 300 miles from the Mexican border and yet I am &ldquo;Three thousand times something&rdquo; <b>less</b> terrified of illegals than these flyover-state pearl-clutching nitwits.
<i>Seventy percent of Americans &ndash; including 86 percent of Republicans &ndash; believe undocumented immigrants threaten traditional U.S. beliefs and customs...</i>
First, whadafuq does this even mean? The little brown kids haven&#039;t been exposed to &quot;Honeymooners&quot; episodes, and therefore don&#039;t know the appropriate response to a wife&#039;s nagging is to threaten to punch-launch them into space?
Second, this is their big concern, beliefs and customs? Aren&#039;t those individually-held concepts? Just because my neighbor doesn&#039;t &quot;get&quot; the superior tenants of Flying Spaghetti Monster worship, you don&#039;t see me making a big deal out of it. Isn&#039;t America a place where one is free to live and believe as they choose?
Michele said &ldquo;we will never again have a Republican president.&rdquo; I can&rsquo;t believe I&rsquo;m saying this but I hope she&rsquo;s right but given her track record the odds are about an insanillion to one.
Any signs of Tim Horton infiltration there on the contiguous CONUS border since they were acquired by the unpatriotic Brazilians who own Burger King? Do we need a <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Distant_Early_Warning_Line" target="_blank">DEW Line</a> system to protect us? Or maybe <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Project_Nike" target="_blank">Nike missile</a> batteries?
Because no threat is real unless it means we can distribute some military pork in as many <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Project_Nike#mediaviewer\/File:Deployment_of_Nike_Missiles_Within_Contiguous_United_States.png" target="_blank">congressional districts </a> as possible.
Kryst. For such tough-talking, chest-thumping, gun-humping blowhards, these conservatives are the biggest bunch of fkg wussies <i>ever</i>.
If we were to offer gun safety lessons to all these immigrant kids, maybe they wouldn&#039;t be so much a threat. At Arizona&#039;s Bullets and Burgers shooting range, they can teach them real good, once they get some new instructors.
This would be a lot easier if the rape and death paths did not intersect at the death train. If it was just rape - legitimate rape - a little aspirin is all they&#039;d need.
I live about 60 miles from it- was just 20 miles from it yesterday while working. The whole thing is nothing but moonbat piss their pants irrational fear.
I live less than 300 miles from the Mexican border and yet I am &ldquo;Three thousand times something&rdquo; <b>less</b> terrified of illegals than these flyover-state pearl-clutching nitwits.
Is there a full moon tonight?
<i>Seventy percent of Americans &ndash; including 86 percent of Republicans &ndash; believe undocumented immigrants threaten traditional U.S. beliefs and customs...</i>
First, whadafuq does this even mean? The little brown kids haven&#039;t been exposed to &quot;Honeymooners&quot; episodes, and therefore don&#039;t know the appropriate response to a wife&#039;s nagging is to threaten to punch-launch them into space?
Second, this is their big concern, beliefs and customs? Aren&#039;t those individually-held concepts? Just because my neighbor doesn&#039;t &quot;get&quot; the superior tenants of Flying Spaghetti Monster worship, you don&#039;t see me making a big deal out of it. Isn&#039;t America a place where one is free to live and believe as they choose?
Oy vey.
Michele said &ldquo;we will never again have a Republican president.&rdquo; I can&rsquo;t believe I&rsquo;m saying this but I hope she&rsquo;s right but given her track record the odds are about an insanillion to one.
Eh take a playpen, turn it over, and you have an instant baby jail.
Can I has government contract now?
Oh well. I thought I had an explanation for this bullshit.
The illeagles are just doing the raping Americans are too lazy to do themselves.
Any signs of Tim Horton infiltration there on the contiguous CONUS border since they were acquired by the unpatriotic Brazilians who own Burger King? Do we need a <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Distant_Early_Warning_Line" target="_blank">DEW Line</a> system to protect us? Or maybe <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Project_Nike" target="_blank">Nike missile</a> batteries?
Because no threat is real unless it means we can distribute some military pork in as many <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Project_Nike#mediaviewer\/File:Deployment_of_Nike_Missiles_Within_Contiguous_United_States.png" target="_blank">congressional districts </a> as possible.
Has the Rio Grande been renamed the Styx?
Their Tim Horton&#039;s will soon be subjugated by Burger King.
Where did Michele hear of this medical experimentation on browns? Bachmann sounds German, did Marcus have a relative named Mengele?
Birth control pills and Trojan horses mentioned in the same article. Do I see a pattern here?
Kryst. For such tough-talking, chest-thumping, gun-humping blowhards, these conservatives are the biggest bunch of fkg wussies <i>ever</i>.
If we were to offer gun safety lessons to all these immigrant kids, maybe they wouldn&#039;t be so much a threat. At Arizona&#039;s Bullets and Burgers shooting range, they can teach them real good, once they get some new instructors.
This would be a lot easier if the rape and death paths did not intersect at the death train. If it was just rape - legitimate rape - a little aspirin is all they&#039;d need.