The center’s general counsel also said that a federal judge’s order meant the president’s name must be taken off indoor and outdoor signage by June 12.
The general counsel’s office at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts told employees in a memo on Thursday to “immediately” remove President Trump’s name from the institution’s branding on official forms and other documents. The mandate came days after a federal judge ruled that the board’s decision to add the president’s name to the building had been unlawful.
The memo gave staff at the center detailed instructions on the materials that needed to be updated, including social media accounts, email signatures and voice mail messages. The memo specified that indoor and outdoor signage with the barred name must be altered by June 12.
“To comply with this order,” the memo said, “you must immediately change email signatures, letterhead and other documents to reflect the name as ‘The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts,’ or ‘Kennedy Center.’”
Traditionally the King or Ruler has to be the one to first take the cure to see if it is safe for the underlings. This would mean an innoculation with screwworm larvae followed by a vigorous purgative of the lower intestine. The pain would not be too great, after the initial - well - entry. But this is his traditional duty so he may not shurck it. And his ministers will enforce the ritual
"Assuring Americans that a routine medical exam had confirmed the president had no pressing health concerns, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, claimed Wednesday that Donald Trump was a perfectly healthy 9-foot-tall 35-year-old. “After concluding his physical, I can say with confidence that President Trump exhibits normal vitals for a titanic behemoth born in 1991,” Barbabella told reporters, adding that the commander-in-chief’s cardiovascular health was so exemplary that he had finally cracked the three-minute mile. “I can also say that, contrary to some negative health speculations in the press, the president’s capacity to levitate two feet off the ground is undiminished. And in my professional opinion, his pyrokinetic abilities have surpassed those of any world leader in history.” Barbabella went on to state that Trump’s dunking skills remained at NBA-level."
There was a post this past weekend about Stephen Miller that prominently featured a photo of his ugly fucking face.
I AM JUST SAYING
Begonias > screwworms https://bsky.app/profile/bagelsofdoom.bsky.social/post/3mnickbjyqs2r
Let's all get a few rounds of raw milk!
Is that before or after we drink our morning urine?
Did we learn nothing from this week's Idaho raw milk fiasco?
They sell raw milk in rounds now? Like cheese? Yuck.
OFF TOPIC:
𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝘁𝗼 𝗜𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀
The center’s general counsel also said that a federal judge’s order meant the president’s name must be taken off indoor and outdoor signage by June 12.
The general counsel’s office at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts told employees in a memo on Thursday to “immediately” remove President Trump’s name from the institution’s branding on official forms and other documents. The mandate came days after a federal judge ruled that the board’s decision to add the president’s name to the building had been unlawful.
The memo gave staff at the center detailed instructions on the materials that needed to be updated, including social media accounts, email signatures and voice mail messages. The memo specified that indoor and outdoor signage with the barred name must be altered by June 12.
“To comply with this order,” the memo said, “you must immediately change email signatures, letterhead and other documents to reflect the name as ‘The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts,’ or ‘Kennedy Center.’”
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/arts/music/kennedy-center-trump-name-memo.html
Flavor!
Recharging for the next mayhem.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lSUq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F29d14426-971f-4bcf-9922-9be2bc3d616a%2F50964f17-3436-4559-8b33-ea53d329682f.jpeg
You know, it occurs to me Hammy that you might have gotten more than what you bargained for.
That occurs to me too and also.
"Marked safe from screwworms."
Let's eat!
It’s what’s for dinner!
Extra irony, pretty much every MAGA policy can be illustrated with a staple of actual conservatism, the fable of "Chesterton's fence".
Just use bug spray, duh.
Shouldn't you use worm spray?
Hi there Wonks. I'm here for two reasons.
1. I'm fine and sitting here at the cabin resting.
2. JoJo has this video up and I want to share it with you.
3. This isn't a reason it's a THANK YOU! Thank you for being wonderful to me yesterday. As always you guys are just the best people on the planet.
https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/the-leopard-was-always-going-to-eat
We think you're pretty fucking wonderful too.
-gb
You're one of the best fuckers in this room and I'm delighted to know you.
Shall I fuck off now?
Traditionally the King or Ruler has to be the one to first take the cure to see if it is safe for the underlings. This would mean an innoculation with screwworm larvae followed by a vigorous purgative of the lower intestine. The pain would not be too great, after the initial - well - entry. But this is his traditional duty so he may not shurck it. And his ministers will enforce the ritual
Eeeeeeewwwwww!
As long as we don't have to get treated by letting him touch us.
New fear unlocked.
I don't want to see the final boss.
We're gonna need more than the BFG9000 to deal with it.
And no cheat code available.
Coming this summer to a theater near you, Tugg Speedman in "Scorcher VI."
"Here we go again again .... Again."
So these worms aren't picky eaters. All animals could be victims. What if they get into the migratory bird population?
They would have already, I expect.
OT:
𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗮 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝟵-𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁-𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟯𝟱-𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗢𝗹𝗱
https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-claims-trump-a-perfectly-healthy-9-foot-tall-35-year-old/
The media have been playing this stupid game since 2016. You’d think they might tire of it.
"Assuring Americans that a routine medical exam had confirmed the president had no pressing health concerns, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, claimed Wednesday that Donald Trump was a perfectly healthy 9-foot-tall 35-year-old. “After concluding his physical, I can say with confidence that President Trump exhibits normal vitals for a titanic behemoth born in 1991,” Barbabella told reporters, adding that the commander-in-chief’s cardiovascular health was so exemplary that he had finally cracked the three-minute mile. “I can also say that, contrary to some negative health speculations in the press, the president’s capacity to levitate two feet off the ground is undiminished. And in my professional opinion, his pyrokinetic abilities have surpassed those of any world leader in history.” Barbabella went on to state that Trump’s dunking skills remained at NBA-level."
Looking forward to seeing fuckface play center in the Finals.
I'm looking forward to him falling asleep repeatedly during the game.
This will drive beef prices even higher. I wonder if Trump Co. has recent investments if beef futures?
The larvae can be easily killed by first setting the oven temperature to 415F and roasing the meat for 3 hours
I don't think I'd want to eat a steak that spent 3 hours @ 415F
We're screwed by screwworms.
How meta.
Pass me that absinthe slushie.
Actually, make that six.
your IV bag, sir
[rolls up sleeve]