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How many years does it take for these bastards to perfect a smug face?

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His rubes still think he's only doing what's best for them. One of them told me last week he'd "kept her safe, cut taxes, and got rid of pesky environmental regulations." My response was "four Americans were just killed in Syria, which I'm sure Fox News is freaking out about, BECAUSE IT'S JUST LIKE BENGHAZI!!!!!, and you must LOVE Obama since there were no domestic terrorist attacks in his 8 years in office. Also, do you have any clue who is going to pay for those tax cuts on billionaires? YOU!!! I then pointed out to her that our state is currently getting ready to sell oil leases off our coast, so I hope she likes gazing at oil wells while she sunbathes." She gave me a bunch of Fox News talking points about how SHE is being helped by letting billionaires do whatever they want. These people are as dumb as dirt

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Happy Year of the Pig! Y'know, I really didn't mean it that way ....

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wait, what?:"...to conform with the Trump administration's ethics pledge."that can't be a thing.

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that statement requires some qualifiers.

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" ... to conform with the Trump administration's ethics pledge."

The WAPO reporter who wrote this line spontaneously combusted upon completing the sentence.

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Not riding to work on a horse? Well, there went that wise ass comment.

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dirt libelz.

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I'm still parking on the left. Person's gotta park their conscience.

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mebbe they pledged that they wouldn't have any ethics; nasty, inconvenient things, ethics, they can get between you and a dollar if you're not careful.

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born that way and never grew out of it

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he looks like something that should only be seen in public roasted and with an apple in it's mouth and served on a large silver platter

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see, and I just thought that shows how deeply entwined w big oil etc he is, if he couldn't even meet *that* low of a bar in at least 26 cases.

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And so it is. I am both enormously humbled by and tremendously grateful for proper theological scholars. And I shall now go give a sweet, geriatric pup a good scritch.

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Doing God's work, right there.

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It goes back at least as far as the Puritans, who believed Satan dwelt in untamed nature.

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