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Rickyphoo's avatar

Wow, they totally kicked Bristol Palin under the bus!

MyLovelyNose's avatar

Well, Beyoncé is a goddess, so I guess we have to have a rival.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

May I just take a moment to point out that Anglo-Saxons are all mixed race? It's in the name, people. Half-Anglo, half-Saxon. Mud people.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

Greek Goddess, Aryan Goddess, what's the diff?

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

don't think they approve of the Palin kids because they're all part Yu'pik.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

you might want to pull out the old Ovid and reread the story about Arachnae. first thing that happens when Athene comes to earth is that she asks a lady for something to drink which gets her a beer (sweet!). when the woman's nephew is a dick because he's like 7, Athena spits the beer on the nephew and turns him into a skink. just for being a 7 year old. also, what she did to Medusa was not cool. I know there are a couple places where she's got the epithet of "slow to anger" attached, but that's more of a rhyme/meter device anyhow.

pixeloid's avatar

Taylor Swift is Hitler?

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

She's got a perfectly good heart.

georgiaburning's avatar

Norse people aren't "Aryan" either. Except to nazi idiots

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a modest conspiracy theory

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Time to up some people's meds again... Hopefully, Obamacare covers this

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

So, the term "alt-right" is pretty much a marketing term that makes "racist fucktard" sound more like like "old guy who probably kinda' likes Linkin Park, so it's okay"?

Serai 1's avatar

Wait... the Greeks are Aryans now? Has anyone told them this?

theblackdog's avatar

Wait, the guy who helped ramp up a ton of the GamerGate bullshit actually has something "nice" to say about a woman? Do I hear the hoofbeats of horses in the distance?