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Immaculate <i>Mis</i>conception.

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<i> let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel!</i>

<blockquote> rogue (rəʊɡ)

— n 1.a dishonest or unprincipled person, esp a man; rascal; scoundrel 2.jocular often a mischievous or wayward person, often a child; scamp 3.a crop plant which is inferior, diseased, or of a different, unwanted variety 4.a. any inferior or defective specimen b. ( as modifier ): rogue heroin 5.archaic a vagrant 6.a. an animal of vicious character that has separated from the main herd and leads a solitary life b. ( as modifier ): a rogue elephant </blockquote>

Hmmm, sounds like Sarah to me!

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It's not a brain-child, it's just aftergrift.

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Or a cruel sadist, it's unclear at this point.

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Nuking yourself from orbit -- the only way to be sure -- can be quite expensive, though.

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<blockquote>This will be a hit!</blockquote>

You need to tell ShyPixel about this bug in the New Wonket where it drops the "s" on some words

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"Um, all of 'em, any of 'em that, um, have, have been in front of me over all these years."

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I sense some serious DDOSing in the future of this site.

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Drop me a line: shypixel@wonkette.com with ALL the details... along with a description of what you mean by linkys.

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Subscriptions ass watch her stupidity and I will need a prescription

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Sorry, but I'm betting that within a month that website will have more viruses than a Fremont Street hooker.

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Say... You know who <em>else</em> has a lot of white space?

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I thought is was called "White on Rice."

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A realty developer in Antarctica?

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Robert Ryman?

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Done.

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