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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Shoulda paid extra for the Grundlecoating.

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Old town Urbandale's avatar

Just checked the Iowa Secretary of State's website, and we Iowans can't recall our elected officials. Damn. Maybe there's some way Branstad can be forced to take Grassley with him to China.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

he is so fast getting out of there they must have planted some bushes outside that door!

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eka's avatar

the constant reminders of "you're the puppet" make me wonder yet again how the fuck this idiot asshole managed to win and remember also people at work who were convinced that hillary was being fed the answers, because it really takes a genius and/or cheating to beat such a brilliant debater.

And that's why every time I go to sleep I hope to pull a rip van winkle. Of course, at this point that probably would mean no humans left to greet me when I wake, but is that such a bad thing?

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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Yeah, around here you have to order that stuff special.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Accepted, of course.

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akryan's avatar

In three months he has ruined his reputation for the rest of his career, all to lie for cheeto benito who may not last another 3 months. I wonder if spicy ever steps back and thinks about that.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Agreed, but the point still stands.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Is that tweet for real? What does it even mean? "Stand at the podium with perfect accuracy?" Were they unsteady on their feet? Did they fall over?

I MUST KNOW.

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Stulexington's avatar

Conservatives are a strange bunch, they value following orders above personal integrity so he may not be done, just done in the lime light.

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Sew Imperfect's avatar

Rudy Giuliani is under FBI investigation and is trying to cut a deal.

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Dinz6315's avatar

OMG he's an awful color. He looks dead.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

There's a lot of them working the back end, allegedly.

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wavicles's avatar

Way to research, bro.

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Stulexington's avatar

He should smile more.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Well, that experiment with having a woman in the room didn't last long.

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