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Shoulda paid extra for the Grundlecoating.

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Just checked the Iowa Secretary of State's website, and we Iowans can't recall our elected officials. Damn. Maybe there's some way Branstad can be forced to take Grassley with him to China.

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he is so fast getting out of there they must have planted some bushes outside that door!

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the constant reminders of "you're the puppet" make me wonder yet again how the fuck this idiot asshole managed to win and remember also people at work who were convinced that hillary was being fed the answers, because it really takes a genius and/or cheating to beat such a brilliant debater.

And that's why every time I go to sleep I hope to pull a rip van winkle. Of course, at this point that probably would mean no humans left to greet me when I wake, but is that such a bad thing?

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Yeah, around here you have to order that stuff special.

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Accepted, of course.

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In three months he has ruined his reputation for the rest of his career, all to lie for cheeto benito who may not last another 3 months. I wonder if spicy ever steps back and thinks about that.

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Agreed, but the point still stands.

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Is that tweet for real? What does it even mean? "Stand at the podium with perfect accuracy?" Were they unsteady on their feet? Did they fall over?

I MUST KNOW.

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Conservatives are a strange bunch, they value following orders above personal integrity so he may not be done, just done in the lime light.

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Rudy Giuliani is under FBI investigation and is trying to cut a deal.

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OMG he's an awful color. He looks dead.

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There's a lot of them working the back end, allegedly.

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Way to research, bro.

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He should smile more.

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Well, that experiment with having a woman in the room didn't last long.

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