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<i>But at least we didn’t say he (Paul Rudd) had WMDs.</i>

But he does have WMDs... of COMEDIC TALENT! Amiright?

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This whole Paul Rudd thing has clouded the real issue. This was a patriot standing up to an apparently, supposed, gay man with a camera. WITH A CAMERA!

He stated very clearly that he's a 'Merican, and well, you know what he means. As fellow 'Mericans we should support his 'Mercanism, but no, we judge him, and call him stupid, and tackle him, and say "what the fuck is wrong with you you stupid redneck bastard". Is this really the 'Merica that you and I want for ourselves? A 'Merica where a brainless idiot can't stand up for Jesus and family values without being attacked and silenced? I hope not.

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that's not saying much

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Way moar entertaining than my times at DFW. Usually the best I can hope for is multiple gate changes thanks to AA devolving into a discount airline

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Christian free speech violently disrupted by intolerant libruls

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Wait until this bigot actually gets on a plane and gets an eyeful of the male flight attendants

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Frikkin' Hollywood elite interfering with a man's God-given freedom to bully queers.

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Too bad this bigot didn't happen to run into Michael Sam somewhere in Terminal A.

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I'm guessing this provincial bigot has never even heard of TSA pre- not that many long lines waiting to get into Larry's bar and bait store in East Bumfuck

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I didn't think it was possible to love Paul Rudd more than I already do.

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Gag-- a Yankees hat? Paul Rudd is the Jack Nicholson of the Kansas City Royals.

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You had me at Paul Rudd. Swoon...

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I know, right? Such a sweetie.

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but he provoked him with his gheyness

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The real question is: Why did future Paul Rudd travel back in time to help apprehend this bigot?

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his excuse? He's a slack-jawed, ignorant bigot

explains a lot

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