So here's some breaking climate news that's actually a step in the right direction. The Obama administration announced Tuesday that it has set an official target for reducing the amount of greenhouse gases we pump into the atmosphere, and has submitted that plan to the UN agency that coordinates the world's carbon reduction efforts. So yay! We might save the planet and have fewer drowned polar bears, eventually.
Spring? What is this Spring? The cherry blossoms are late, again, due to a stuck pattern and constant Arctic intrusions. Two years in a row of the Chesapeake Bay freezing over. Yuck.
We need a Space Program in the 60s type of thing in order to combat this shit. It should have started years ago. Too bad we live in a barely functional country.
Yay for Bamz trying to do something but, well, fuck the plutocrats who will protest this and who have prevented anything being done in the past. St. Ronald removing solar panels from the White House anyone? Fuck you assholes, you're making the Earth uninhabitable for humans and a lot of other species. I've gotten to the point where I want to dope slap SUV driving idiots driving stupid luxury guzzlers with brush guards in the goddamn city. Fuck you!
Sorry for sounding like a deleted commenter but the deniers and shoulder shruggers need to DIAFF.
ETA a dick joke. The Librul Media and their puppet politicians need to stop sucking the oil idustry's dicks. There.
Saint Ronald's first action was to order the removal of the solar panels, and then he proceeded to trash everything Jimmy Carter had going with energy research.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, which is of course the hallmark of contemporary GOP and their vile short term profit is all that matters Capitalist masters.
The Kochs. A great argument against inherited wealth. If they had a quarter of a brain between all the brothers, they would have invested heavily in green technology and alternative energy years ago so they'd be on the ground floor with all those sweet, sweet patents. As it is, they spend down their considerable fortune fighting holding actions to protect their petroleum holdings because it made Dad a fuckton of money and that's all they know. Stupid bastards.
We can still give Texas and Oklahoma to wild fires and the dust bowl, right? It just seems just that Inhofe's state would wind up vacant thanks to Inhofe and the other idiots they elect.
Spring? What is this Spring? The cherry blossoms are late, again, due to a stuck pattern and constant Arctic intrusions. Two years in a row of the Chesapeake Bay freezing over. Yuck.
We need a Space Program in the 60s type of thing in order to combat this shit. It should have started years ago. Too bad we live in a barely functional country.
Yay for Bamz trying to do something but, well, fuck the plutocrats who will protest this and who have prevented anything being done in the past. St. Ronald removing solar panels from the White House anyone? Fuck you assholes, you're making the Earth uninhabitable for humans and a lot of other species. I've gotten to the point where I want to dope slap SUV driving idiots driving stupid luxury guzzlers with brush guards in the goddamn city. Fuck you!
Sorry for sounding like a deleted commenter but the deniers and shoulder shruggers need to DIAFF.
ETA a dick joke. The Librul Media and their puppet politicians need to stop sucking the oil idustry's dicks. There.
Did they open Dick Cheney's front door again?
Saint Ronald's first action was to order the removal of the solar panels, and then he proceeded to trash everything Jimmy Carter had going with energy research.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, which is of course the hallmark of contemporary GOP and their vile short term profit is all that matters Capitalist masters.
Adam Smith weeps.
Cue exploding Republican heads in 3, 2, 1.
The Kochs. A great argument against inherited wealth. If they had a quarter of a brain between all the brothers, they would have invested heavily in green technology and alternative energy years ago so they'd be on the ground floor with all those sweet, sweet patents. As it is, they spend down their considerable fortune fighting holding actions to protect their petroleum holdings because it made Dad a fuckton of money and that's all they know. Stupid bastards.
If we lose Florida, Florida Man will be scattered throughout the country, refugee-style. Talk about our unintended consequences.
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Save the planet so the tea baggers will have a place to sit around and bitch about what we had to do to save it.
And that's not just any chainsaw . . . it's a Rusty Chainsaw™.
I still object to saving South Florida.
Cinderblocks, if you can get within range.
It's North Florida that needs to be sunk into the Atlantic, that's where most of the serious dipshits are in the state.
We can still give Texas and Oklahoma to wild fires and the dust bowl, right? It just seems just that Inhofe's state would wind up vacant thanks to Inhofe and the other idiots they elect.
What, Spring or when smart asses nail Inhofe with snowballs? Because I always miss the flights for the latter....
Heh heh, stoopid lieberals that's jus' a hill someone drew, inpeach the hoax!