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Lefty Mark's avatar

Which key is the "Any" key?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Something something Grecian urns.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Almost done? Great! Here are some changes.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's our version of the secret chat cave

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well I hope this person can do SOMETHING about the exploding pig shit foam creek of flash ads on this mommy blog

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yeah, losing the Skittles Car with trucknutz and the original Huckabee Xmas Card ... that was tragic

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Shypixel's avatar

What is the good version of the Southern expression "Bless Your Heart"? Because I know that one means "Fuck Off".

That is what I reply, whatever that phrase is.

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Shypixel's avatar

It is! Ask again after I have rolled up my sleeves and started giving Wonkette the Virtual Enema it so desperately needs....

Might feel differently then.

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Shypixel's avatar

Wonkette, apparently :P

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

No no no, let's go for it! I can bring two guitars <i>and</i> a kazoo!

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Capt.Jim's avatar

If you dont ask you may not know you were blew by a tranny

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artem1s's avatar

can s/he help pull the GOP out of my vajayjay?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Oh, finally got a standard nerd to tell us to turn it off and back on again?

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Shypixel's avatar

I am so glad she used this picture.

It really brings out my eyes.

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Shypixel's avatar

Pretty sure that would require me to have sex more often than your average Panda Bear...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I'll gladly contribute to this new project by forwarding a list of German dungeon porn site links that I believe will elevate the level of discourse around here.

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