Ladies and gentlemen, wonkers and wonkarinas, we are very pleased to announce that we have hired your comrade ShyPixel to fix all the shit at this here computery site. He will fix it all, the plaguey performance issues, the 2000 pounds of shit I stuffed into a five-pound website, and all the other things we have been doin' wrong for the past two years and change. (Basically, we never even got an oil change, and then didn't understand why our tranny blew?) (We do not know how transmissions work.) Baby baby baby gonna feel so fast and good, you know, like a sex thing. (We do not know how sex works.)
I'll gladly contribute to this new project by forwarding a list of German dungeon porn site links that I believe will elevate the level of discourse around here.
Which key is the "Any" key?
Something something Grecian urns.
Almost done? Great! Here are some changes.
it's our version of the secret chat cave
Well I hope this person can do SOMETHING about the exploding pig shit foam creek of flash ads on this mommy blog
Yeah, losing the Skittles Car with trucknutz and the original Huckabee Xmas Card ... that was tragic
What is the good version of the Southern expression "Bless Your Heart"? Because I know that one means "Fuck Off".
That is what I reply, whatever that phrase is.
It is! Ask again after I have rolled up my sleeves and started giving Wonkette the Virtual Enema it so desperately needs....
Might feel differently then.
Wonkette, apparently :P
No no no, let&#039;s go for it! I can bring two guitars <i>and</i> a kazoo!
If you dont ask you may not know you were blew by a tranny
can s/he help pull the GOP out of my vajayjay?
Oh, finally got a standard nerd to tell us to turn it off and back on again?
I am so glad she used this picture.
It really brings out my eyes.
Pretty sure that would require me to have sex more often than your average Panda Bear...
I&#039;ll gladly contribute to this new project by forwarding a list of German dungeon porn site links that I believe will elevate the level of discourse around here.