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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Everyone knows the greatest mathematician in the world is You Bastard.

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SnarkON's avatar

jerk-o-lantern

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Longstreet63's avatar

I suspect most of the group in question would be doing voter intimidation by sitting in their SUVs with all the doors locked and hiding under the seat.

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Longstreet63's avatar

Wow, that's something! She managed to decry the horrible mess the world has become since the end of the Cold War without ever mentioning the name Bush. I guess it went Reagan-Clinton-Obama, so Hillary is responsible for everything bad that ever happened.Well, there is a paragraph of blame for Angela Merkel, who has always been in charge of Germany forever, by herself, for destroying Europe.You'll be shocked to find that a Communist dictatorship will soon become the World's largest economy. Capitalist economy, that is, which is kind of a funny story there... Which is Totes Unfair just because they have about four times our population.

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Longstreet63's avatar

It's not impossible, he's only down by about thirty points. And his rallies always have so many people at them!

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disqus_lWwzrwNaw6's avatar

Pence's voter suppression operation in Indiana--involving the state police, just to give it all that special "police state" something extra--ought to be making headlines across the country: but isn't, because our news networks feel it would be indelicate to be negative about their dear friends The Republicans when they're already clinging to the US Congress by their corrupt, voter-suppressive little white fingernails.

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theblackdog's avatar

Early voting in MD started today and I'm already hearing lots and lots of people are out there. Fight the good fight and don't let the Trumpanzees drive you away!

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theblackdog's avatar

Yup, Crazy Eddie got busted for tax fraud. Kind of fitting he retained a lawyer with a close connection to Trump.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"the rugged, independent rancher providing for his family and defending his turf from all comers." - such as the Injuns he stole it from.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

This is called "red-brown" politics. It's left-wing radicals thinking that right-wing radicals can be their allies against the dreaded mainstream elitists. The German Communists tried it in the 1920s. Their slogan was "after Hitler, our turn". It is a cancer and must be wiped out.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I would like one purity pony, just ONE, to weigh in on this shit.For reals, guys, perspective is not just something you see by a train, kthnxbai

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Might not be long before I follow you. Thanks, cable mergers!

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Querolous's avatar

I just wash the top side.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

I'm voting for drunkery

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Querolous's avatar

I think a Putin style kleptocracy is a more apt description

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Querolous's avatar

Even worse - the Old South. The class ahead of me in high school actually had the theme "Return to Tara." They haven't forgotten even fifty years later.

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